At The Beginning, I Counted The Immortal To Death

Chapter 131 See You Soon! Breeding Pigs Are Not So Awesome Either!

The old tactics of the Puyang War were repeated, and another row of treasures was coded on the ground.

He looked at Jiang Bai, and after making sure he had no intention of taking action, he carefully returned to his usual appearance.

The load just now was too great, and if it lasted for a long time, it would cause great harm to the body.

"Choose!"

Jiang Li and the Three-Legged Golden Crow saw that each other was so smart and their movements were so skillful that they couldn't turn their heads for a while.

He was obviously shouting about beating and killing just now. He was extremely arrogant.

Why was the compensation suddenly paid?

The three-legged golden crow was full of voluptuous words, which stuck in Puyang Zhan's throat and could not utter a word.

On the other hand, Ling Zhantian's brother and sister seemed not surprised.

Jiang Bai looked at the things on the ground with a dark face and shook his head.

Puyang Zhan immediately said anxiously: "What, you are not satisfied?"

The things are good things, but he doesn’t lack them at all.

Over the years, he has gained a lot of fortune-telling treasures.

Even the flowers are so worried that they don’t know how to spend them.

What he lacks most is luck.

Thinking of this, he suddenly had an idea.

He took out his right hand, and a fortune-telling flag appeared in his hand.

He pointed to the words on it and said with a smile: "A hexagram?"

Puyang War: o((⊙﹏⊙))o? ?

What kind of trick is this?

He looked at Jiang Bai's spring breeze-like smile and doubted his life.

Could it be that he has lived in the bitter cold of the far north for a long time and can no longer keep up with the rhythm?

Now that the southerners have lost a war, they don't want to lose money, so they have changed their fortunes?

Although he was a little confused, as a loser, Puyang Zhan of course agreed happily.

"Fellow Daoist, do whatever you say, I will listen to you!"

Jiang Bai looked happy: "Go to the right path!"

"So, what do you want to count?"

Puyang Zhan touched his head and couldn't think of anything for a while.

In Xuanbei Territory, there is nothing to calculate.

When he didn't have enough to eat, he went to the woods to hunt.

When you get bored, just find someone to fight with.

Still bored, find a woman to sleep with.

The days are fulfilling and joyful.

The only uncertainty is what the weather will be like.

But the high priest and the others were worried about this matter, so it was not his turn.

Puyang was so worried that his hair was pulled down one by one.

If he couldn't beat this guy who smiled like a fox, he wouldn't want to use this idea at all.

"Southern barbarians are trouble!"

Puyang Zhan said from the bottom of his heart.

He has a heart, but if it doesn't work, it's better to fight again!

He looked up at Jiang Bai's encouraging eyes and finally asked a question.

"Um, Fellow Daoist, when can I have my own baby!"

Jiang Bai: o((⊙﹏⊙))o? ?

"Does this still matter?"

Jiang Bai was confused by the issue of the Puyang War.

"Can't you just go back and do it yourself?"

Puyang Zhan scratched his head and said with a naive smile: "We are not like you southerners. When you want a baby, you catch a woman and sleep with her, and then wait for her to have a baby."

"But sometimes she might sleep with someone else first, so I'm not sure. I don't have the time to watch her every day, so I have no way of knowing!"

Jiang Bai sweated when he heard this.

Although he had long heard that the Xuanbei Territory was a bitterly cold place with fierce folk customs, this was the first time he heard of such a fierce one.

I have to say that this is indeed a big deal for a man.

Although for the Puyang War, it may seem like it is nothing.

But Jiang Bai was still prepared to satisfy him.

"System, how much does it cost? Forget it, I'll just get it from him!"

After saying that, he went about his own business and picked the most valuable one from the pile of treasures in Puyang Zhan, which was worth the hexagram gold.

[System: There are a total of one hundred and twenty-eight children of this boy's blood, and their names are...]

Jiang Bai: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a!!

He looked at Puyang Zhan, who was sitting on the ground and looking at him with a naive smile, and gave him a thumbs up.

Puyang Zhan didn't know why, but instinctively felt that Jiang Bai was praising him, so he smiled even brighter.

This fucking breeding pig is not as awesome as him!

Could it be that his strong body was acquired through exercising at night?

When Jiang Bai patiently told the names of all his one hundred and twenty-eight children, he could clearly feel Puyang Zhan's heart, which was extremely excited.

It seems that the fighting spirit is placed in front of him now, and he won't even look at it.

Puyang Zhan roared wildly, picked up Jiang Bai in a bear hug, and threw him into the sky.

Jiang Bai did not realize that he had murderous intent, so he did not resist.

Puyang Zhan carefully caught Jiang Bai and placed him on the ground, grinning like a fool.

"Fellow Daoist, no, according to you, I should call you sir!"

"Sir, are these really my children?"

Jiang Bai glared at him angrily and said, "The mortgage loan will crush you to death in the future, you bitch!"

Puyang Zhan didn't understand what mortgage meant, but he heard the definite meaning in Jiang Bai's words.

There was another round of dancing.

A pair of big hands kept slapping the body.

Sometimes I rub my head, and sometimes I pat my chest.

The brother and sister Ling Zhantian on the side did not escape his clutches.

He took it in his hand and rubbed it!

After being noisy for a while, he calmed down and asked Jiang Bai, "Sir, can I do another fortune telling?"

Hoho, this is enlightening.

Although Jiang Bai had no intention of letting him go, the fact that the other party took the initiative to tell fortunes shows that his professional level is still okay!

Since Puyang Zhan is so sensible, he is not going to trick him to death.

"Tell me, did you see my writing on it? It's absolutely accurate!"

As he spoke, he pointed to the words on the hexagram flag.

But Puyang Zhan suddenly blushed and said shyly: "Sir, to be honest with you, I am illiterate!"

Jiang Bai:……

"Well, that's not important, as long as you know, I can calculate accurately!"

Puyang Zhan nodded his big head fiercely: "That's necessary!"

"Sir, do the math for me, how many more women can I sleep with?"

Jiang Bai looked at Puyang Zhan with an expectant face, and in his heart ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past.

Since his fortune-telling, only one person has gotten the fortune-telling, and he can compete with Puyang Zhanyou.

That is Xiao Zizai.

He still remembers the hexagram about the fairy pooping!

Jiang Bai pointed at the treasure on the ground with a dark face.

Puyang Zhan was very sensible and took the best and most expensive one directly from it and presented it to Jiang Bai with both hands.

Seeing Pu Yang Zhan's flattering look, Jiang Li quietly said to the Three-Legged Golden Crow: "It can be seen that this guy takes this issue more seriously!"

The three-legged Golden Crow nodded with deep understanding and agreed.

At some point, brother and sister Ling Zhantian also came up to them and said proactively: "We fought in Puyang, and they have the reputation of being the Gods of Artillery!"

Jiang Li:......

Three-legged Golden Crow:...

Jiang Bai, who has both ears and eyesight, twitched the corners of his mouth, what a long time to see him!

Having said that, Jiang Bai's professional ethics still made him forget it!