At The Beginning, I Counted The Immortal To Death

Chapter 349 Weird Competition, The Academy Comes To Support It!

Linglong walked to Jiang Bai.

She hit his waist with her elbow and said, "Thank you, Junior Brother, for keeping your hand. I was planning to help Junior Brother, but to my surprise, I almost couldn't get off the stage!"

Linglong has long discovered that no matter what Jiang Bai changes into, he can do it with ease.

No need to think at all.

On the other hand, she had to think carefully or observe the characteristics of the things she changed.

As the saying goes, insiders watch the door, while outsiders watch the excitement.

She is already convinced of Jiang Bai's strength!

"Senior sister's friendship will be kept in mind by Jiang Bai!"

Linglong nodded, he liked Jiang Bai's character very much.

"If it weren't for Junior Sister Lin Yin, I would have tied you back and tried it no matter what!"

After saying that, he twisted his waist and walked back to the Taoist disciples.

Jiang Bai already knew about Qin Jiu and the others at this moment, he just wanted to laugh at himself.

Although I don't understand why.

But you can be sure that these big guys have no malicious intentions.

It's more like an elder teasing a younger person.

With this in mind, Jiang Bai didn't mind playing with them for a while before meeting Lin Miaoyin.

Just think of it as a way to please your future parents-in-law!

"Senior, are you still competing?"

"Compare, why don't you compete? I still don't believe you. You can still be an all-rounder."

At this moment, before Qin Jiu knew it, the flavor of the matter had changed.

What started as teasing turned into vindictiveness.

All he could think about at the moment was how to keep Jiang Bai away.

"This time let's compete... compete with the flower rope!"

Jiang Bai:? ? ?

"Is this even better?"

"What, are you scared?"

Jiang Bai was speechless.

Hopscotch, luckily this master of the Return to Void Realm can figure it out.

"Little hedgehog, come out!"

I saw a little girl with a pink face walking out reluctantly.

"I've met Ninth Master Uncle!"

The little hedgehog looked unwilling.

The senior brothers and sisters have just explained that no matter who is named, they can only lose to Jiang Bai in the end.

After all, it is about Senior Sister Lin’s happiness.

No matter whether this annoying guy in front of me can capture Senior Sister Lin's heart in the end.

At the very least, they have to arrange a meeting.

But out of the delicate thoughts of a child.

He always felt that the man in front of him with a kind smile was not a good thing.

That smile is his mask of hypocrisy.

"Hey, do you really like me, Senior Sister Lin?"

The little girl raised her head and asked unceremoniously.

Jiang Bai touched his nose, looked at the little girl who only reached his waist, squatted down and said, "Really!"

"Then you are still having trouble with her, are you bullying her?"

Jiang Bai touched her head and said: "How is it possible? We just have some misunderstandings. I am here to clear up the misunderstandings!"

"real?"

"Absolutely true!"

The little hedgehog glanced at him suspiciously and said: "Be smarter later, I will only help you once, seize the opportunity!"

After saying that, he took out a piece of string and connected it head to tail!

Then in Jiang Bai's incredible eyes, he turned his hands quickly.

After a while, a puppy appeared in her hands!

"Hiss...this..."

Jiang Bai was stunned at that time.

At first, he thought to himself that there was nothing comparable to this tumbled rope.

Worried that now, he found out that he was wrong, very wrong.

The little hedgehog's hand speed was not fast in his eyes.

But the dog turned out of the flower rope was something he couldn't understand.

"Is this really a flower rope?"

"Trash, I can't even understand this!"

The little hedgehog said disdainfully.

This was the first time Jiang Bai was looked down upon by someone, and he really couldn't refute it.

This seems to have involved the Great Dao rule.

Even he didn't understand how the rope turned into a puppy.

The little hedgehog snorted coldly and said through the voice: "Extend your middle finger and pull it out from here, yes, this, and then, little finger, here..."

Being directed step by step by the little hedgehog.

Jiang Bai quickly positioned all ten fingers.

But at this moment, he only felt that none of the ten fingers belonged to him.

"pull!"

Following the little hedgehog's command.

Jiang Bai stretched his hands outward.

"Fuck!"

When he saw the pattern in his hand, he exclaimed.

A dragon, a dragon actually appeared in his hand!

Even if a dragon turned out in his hand, he still couldn't understand it.

"This this……"

Don't wait for him to finish his words.

The little hedgehog raised his head proudly and said to Qin Jiu: "Uncle, he won, I lost!"

Then he walked back to the Taoist disciples with the momentum of a winner.

Jiang Bai looked at the dragon in his hand, and then at the little hedgehog with an arrogant face. He raised his fist at him and threatened him not to bully Lin Miaoyin.

I almost didn't turn a corner for a while.

This game was really won by letting others give in.

The little hedgehog returned to the Taoist disciples and wanted to hear the praises of his brothers and sisters.

Unexpectedly, Rabbit said angrily: "I am usually very clever, but why have I become stupid today? See if you can act like it?"

After speaking, he pointed at Qin Jiu, whose face turned dark.

At this moment, Qin Jiu was 100% sure.

More than one rabbit rebelled.

The whole team has surrendered to the enemy!

"I don't care about the face of my elders at all. Please pay attention to it later. Do you understand?"

"Don't worry, senior brother. If you call me later, you can watch my performance."

"Let me give the little hedgehog a look!"

Next, Qin Jiu asked several more questions.

And each one is more outrageous than the last.

Jiang Bai originally thought that the flower rope was magical enough.

But he was wrong.

He just wanted to say, has anyone seen anything shorter than fine hair?

What's even more outrageous is that Qin Jiu actually came up with the idea of ​​​​competing who can fart louder!

Who poops more?

But this group of Taoist disciples didn't know if they had taken the wrong medicine.

Each and every one of them looked like they had been injected with chicken blood.

The competition was extremely serious, and it seemed to be a matter of life and death.

But in the end, they all lose the game for various weird reasons.

From beginning to end, Jiang Bai has won several titles.

Such an elegant title as Chess Saint and Poet Immortal has nothing to do with him!

What the hell are these titles like King of Farts and King of Shit.

Jiang Bai once thought that the full name of Daomen was Sewer Gate!

Otherwise, who would study these things?

But no matter what, Jiang Bai finally handled all the competitions.

And feel lucky for his foresight.

If he hadn't had a flash of inspiration before, he had instigated Rabbit's rebellion.

I'm afraid I really can't win those weird competitions!

Finally, he looked at Qin Jiu exhausted and said: "Senior, that's enough. If this continues, people will really die!"

These competitions no longer only consume physical and spiritual energy, they are all mental attacks!

When Qin Jiu saw his appearance, he finally felt a breath of bad breath.

Just when he was about to let Jiang Bai go in to find Lin Miaoyin.

Suddenly hundreds of auras descended outside the door!

Among these breaths, the highest is the Dzogchen state of return to the void.

And there's more than one.

There are more than twenty monks in the Void Return Realm!

The other realms are like Chinese cabbage.

Zhao Changsheng's voice suddenly echoed through the entire Taoist sect.

"You're helping Jiang Bai grab his wife today, please stay alert! Don't lose the reputation of my academy, got it?"

"I will obey the order of the mountain chief!"