northernbook Chapter 585 Host, you drowned her
Chapter 585 Host, you drowned her
Cousin Li is still rushing forward.
She rushed forward quickly and fiercely, and in a moment she ran more than ten meters away.
In the end, it actually rushed directly into a small pond more than 20 meters away.
This……
This is of course the little black hand under the little black flower.
I'm sorry, I don't know any other skills, but I have figured out a trick in the last two years.
That is to control the airflow.
of course.
In fact, for a sword practitioner, this is not even child's play.
After all, his sword energy also controls the airflow.
But his sword energy can penetrate deep into the wood.
And the assorted...
Tsk tsk.
It's barely better than a gentle breeze on your face.
At her current stage of Qi training.
Even if the airflow can be controlled, it can only make the airflow form a small push and pull force, not even the wind.
Ugh.
This is the sadness of practicing Qigong.
But this is enough for Shijin, because she usually uses this trick to fan herself.
Firstly, it can provide coolness, secondly, it can drive away mosquitoes, and thirdly, it comes in handy.
You can attack someone secretly and give Cousin Li a boost.
Just like that, Shijin secretly framed Cousin Li.
Maodan watched the show with great interest and made comments in his sea of consciousness from time to time.
Such as now.
Maodan: "Oh my, host! You drowned cousin Li in the pond!"
Shijin: "Shen Tang, what the hell! Is this how Shen Tang is used?!"
Hairy eggs:
"Host, look! Li Liusao ran over to save her! Host, don't just stand there! This is the last straw that breaks the camel's back for the vicious sister-in-law!"
Assorted: ...
"I straw your sister!"
What I mean is, why is it that after so many years, Maodan's language and cultural level doesn't seem to have improved much?
Maodan: Alas, it’s all because of the profoundness of Chinese culture.
The human language system is so profound! Being a human is so difficult!
But Maodan is right about one thing, that is, you really can't do nothing.
So when cousin Li fell into the water, Shijin opened her delicate voice and started shouting for help.
After all, I didn't dare to speak too loudly, for fear of exposing Li Dahua's male hormones.
"Help! Help! Cousin Li has committed suicide by jumping into a pond! Who knows how to swim? Go and save her!"
While shouting, Shijin acted anxious and began to feel sorry for Cousin Li.
She said:
"Why are you doing this? It's just a face. Is life just about living with a face and a skin?
Your thoughts are too superficial! Are you worthy of your parents who gave birth to you? Are you worthy of your parents' kindness in raising you?
Just for the so-called appearance in the eyes of the world! Are you trying to kill yourself? And how do you know that your face cannot be cured?
You didn't even give it a chance to have a facelift, you just want to throw it away? Your white face has been with you for more than ten years?
Are you so cruel that you have to be a shameless woman? ! Is your face so cheap and despicable?
Your face is worthless?! How can you say you have no shame?!
Your face follows you, you are so unlucky!
I just can't understand what's so good about being shameless! Why do you have to be a shameless person!
And even if you die, you will still be cursed! You will be called a shameless dead woman!
Or maybe you are a shameless woman who is willing to die! Cheer up! Don't give up! Someone will come to rescue you soon!"
Maodan: ...
Is the host trying to persuade others?
Who said at the beginning that Cousin Li was missing one of her facial features? Who said the yellow pus on her face looked like diarrhea?
If the person who started the crime persuades others, what's the difference between that and the thief crying "stop thief"?
Everyone:...
Why does it seem like Li Dahua is trying to persuade people, but it also seems like she is not doing much persuading?
Why does Li Dahua seem to be saving people, but sounds like she is cursing?
Uh……
Everyone looked at Li Dahua who had an anxious look on her face and felt that something was strange.
But the anxious expression on her face looked quite real, which made everyone doubt themselves for a moment.
Could it be that I was overthinking it? Could it be that this was the legendary... "hate iron but fail to make steel"?
No matter what, people still need to be saved.
But here is the problem.
We have said before that this is the mortal world.
In the ancient mortal world, the most important thing was a woman’s “purity”.
There are quite a lot of people here now, but 80% of them are men.
And the only 20% of women who remain cannot swim.
After all, women value chastity.
So she definitely couldn't be like boys since she was young and go to the Hetao to take a bath naked whenever she had nothing to do.
When they go to the Hetao River, they just wash clothes at most. They have never been in contact with water, so naturally they don't know how to swim.
and so……
Hey hey hey.
Even if Li Liusao ran to the pond as soon as possible, she couldn't get into the water.
But she's smart.
She immediately went to pull down a willow branch.
In order to get Cousin Li out of the pond, he grabbed the other end of the branch and pulled her back to shore.
But unfortunately, the drowning cousin Li was getting farther and farther away from the shore in her constant struggle.
therefore.
Mrs. Li Liu's willow branches couldn't reach her at all.
In this regard, Li Liusao could only worry on the shore.
When Brother Li Liu saw Sister Li Liu crying in panic, he subconsciously felt that he should go and save her.
After all, human life is at stake, and now is not the time to prioritize physical contact between men and women.
Moreover, many people were present and there were many witnesses.
he thought.
When he went into the water, he just grabbed Cousin Li's arm.
At that time, it would not be considered as close contact between the two.
It shouldn't affect other people's reputation.
Just like he had used this trick to save the daughter of Mr. Zhao a few days ago.
Not only did we save the person, but we also did not damage his innocence, achieving the best of both worlds.
But just when he ran to the pond and was about to jump into the water to save someone.
But he was pulled back by Li Liusao.
She hugged Brother Li Liu tightly, with a look of rejection on her face.
During this delay, Cousin Li had already choked on a lot of water and was now breathing out more than inhaling.
Brother Li Liu was hugged tightly by his wife.
He saw the worry and fear in her eyes and froze in place for a moment.
His wife knew very well that he could swim.
But she...
At this moment, Brother Li Liu was a little confused.
It seemed that suddenly I didn't recognize the person in front of me.
Seeing death.
Is this really the "kind and gentle" wife he has always believed to be with him day and night?
Brother Li Liu was stopped.
Everyone was still confused by the mixed words.
In the end, Liu Dabang was the first to react.
He didn't care about the difference between men and women and jumped into the pond immediately, dragging the person out.
But obviously.
When Liu Dabang saves people, he is unlike Li Liuge. He does not have many concerns before saving people.
He wasn't just holding her arm, he was hugging her breasts...