Zongman: Traveling through time and becoming Fu Hua's sister

Chapter 539 or 1

On Earth, after Fu Shi returned, Fu Kun relaxed considerably, his previously tense nerves instantly unwinding. He no longer rushed to handle the affairs of destiny, big or small, but instead began reading comics.

"Kiana's words make sense. People become lazy in a comfortable environment, even though I'm not human."

Just as Fu Kun was slacking off, Shi pushed the door open and came in.

"Oh, what brings you here? My dear master's memory."

"Why are you so relaxed? I heard my original body has gone missing?"

"The news is outdated. Master just returned, how come you didn't know...? I almost forgot, I haven't notified the others yet..."

As he spoke, Fu Kun quickly sent messages to the others. He generously mentioned that he had only remembered to inform them several hours later. The others didn't react much, except for Fu Heng, who sent dozens of 60-second voice messages, but Fu Kun didn't listen to them.

"You really can't handle things properly."

"With the owner here, everything will be fine."

"Since everything's alright, let me ask you a question. What do you think it takes for me to go from zero to one?"

As he spoke, Shi looked at Fu Kun with a determined gaze, while Fu Kun took two steps back.

"You haven't given up yet? And why are you asking me? I haven't even tried it out yet!"

"You've been by my side for so long, don't you know her experience? I've asked her, but she never tells me."

"Then how could I...?"

"Don't think I don't know, you often have Erosion help you, secretly watching..."

Fu Kun immediately covered Shi's mouth and helped her sit down.

"Let's talk this out, but let me tell you, the master isn't really a top, and it'll be hard for you to turn things around."

It's the hardest thing for the older sister to be the bottom. In bed, she has to maintain her authority as the older sister, not let her younger sister make sounds that don't belong to the older sister, and at the same time, she has to take care of her younger sister's feelings and make her feel that she is a good top.

For the younger sister, being the bottom is much simpler. In bed, she can lean on her older sister as usual, act spoiled, and even if she makes strange noises, her sister will comfort her. The older sister will also go along with her and try her best to be the top according to her feelings.

"Is there no hope left? I haven't even experienced it yet!"

"Is Hua very assertive? Have you discussed this with her?"

“We talked about it; we had a big fight about it before.”

"and then?"

"I was seduced by her..."

The air fell silent. Fu Kun picked up her teacup and took a sip. She wanted to say something, but swallowed the words back down.

"Your current bodies were reconstructed by Bronya, right?"

"Hmm, I think so."

"Then their physical strength should all be the same, right?"

"It's different, isn't it? I feel like my sister can still completely suppress me, just like before."

"It might be because of the data copied by the master. In the data, you are still an ordinary person, while Hua and the others are still fusion warriors... So you were never born to be on top! How could an ordinary person suppress a fusion warrior?"

"Think of a way, don't force me to beg you..."

"...Here's what you do, go find Bronya and have her create another mindless body in Hua's likeness, then you can play with it by yourself."

With that, Fu Kun pushed the object away, then returned to his seat to continue reading his comics, while also expressing some感慨 (feelings/reflections).

"What a tragic couple..."

After realizing this, he didn't go to Bronya, but instead went to Paddo.

Pado is usually elusive and hard to find, but as long as you receive a message, she will always appear quickly.

Inside the island villa, Shi held onto Pado's tail without saying a word, which made Pado very uncomfortable.

"Sister Shi, if there's anything wrong, just say it, okay? We're not feeling very comfortable like this..."

"Pado, have you ever been in love?"

"Sister Shi, why are you suddenly asking this? You know I'm only interested in sparkly things. I've never thought about dating."

"What about the canned food?"

As he spoke, Shi picked up the canned food, while the canned food looked completely bewildered.

"Meow?"

"Sister Shi, Canned Food hasn't seen any other kittens yet. The Honkai only ended not long ago, and there are very few kittens left on Earth."

"...So I seem to be the only one among us who actually did it..."

"Sister Shi, why don't you ask Sister Ai Li about relationship problems?"

"Actually, it's not a relationship problem, it's a technical problem..."