northernbook Chapter 573 The savage soldiers dominated by Little Hamburger! Old Six is really too ruthless!
Chapter 573 The savage soldiers dominated by Little Hamburger! Old Six is really too ruthless!
Surrounded by the pungent smell of small hamburgers, Ma Su's face instantly turned green, looking like a thin, green man.
"What are you doing?"
"Don't you know this is an important water source for the mountains?"
"You've polluted this water source. Do you expect all our soldiers to drink your excrement?"
Ma Su could no longer tolerate these barbarian soldiers. They were like uneducated people, urinating and defecating anywhere.
However, nature calls for action.
The barbarian soldiers were vomiting and having diarrhea, and completely ignored what Ma Su said.
Besides, in the eyes of most barbarian soldiers, he was just a pretty boy who rose to power through crooked means.
Such people are naturally not given much respect by barbarian soldiers.
suddenly.
A strong, foul stench emanated from beside Ma Su.
This stench is no longer the smell of an ordinary Lao Ba's Secret Recipe Mini Burger, but more like a super giant secret recipe giant burger!
A tiger kept by King Mulu was seen ten meters away from Ma Su, unleashing its primal energy!
The king of beasts is different; its droppings smell even worse than those of ordinary animals!
Ma Su nearly fainted on the spot.
Enraged, he raised his bow and arrow, intending to shoot the tiger.
King Mulu's voice rang out from the side:
"Mr. Ma had better not overestimate his abilities."
"Otherwise, if this beast eats you alive, don't blame me for not warning you!"
Ma Su hurriedly threw down his bow and arrows.
I was really out of my mind just now. Tigers have much thicker skin than humans.
Ordinary arrows, unless they hit a vital spot, would never be able to kill a tiger.
Conversely, if the tiger finds an opportunity, Ma Su's fate will be instant death!
"what……"
King Mulu suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief.
He shook his belly and recklessly released water and urea from his body by the water's edge.
Ma Su was completely numb!
After urinating, he drinks it, then urinates again. What kind of magical cycle is this?
pity.
These barbarians completely ignored Ma Su's advice.
They believed that nature would take away all the filth.
In short, nature will remove their waste and leave behind the sweetest and most delicious water!
Left with no other choice, Ma Su abandoned control over the barbarian soldiers and instead sent a small number of trusted men to find other water sources.
But King Mulu, the Cave Master, and others seemed to be haunting him.
Wherever Ma Su went, they went.
Not only did they arrive, but they also brought some specially made mini hamburgers for Ma Su.
Finally, Ma Su fell ill from anger and lay in his tent.
Two days later, the barbarian soldiers on the mountain were still suffering from diarrhea.
Even worse, some have become so weak that they are completely exhausted, and some are even in critical condition.
The reason is not hard to guess at all.
Initially, the water source was poisoned by Zhang He and Pang De.
But its toxicity is certainly not as great as imagined.
After you finish urinating, it will probably stop on its own.
But King Mulu and the cave master, those ruthless people, insisted on leading their barbarian soldiers to urinate and defecate anywhere near the water source.
The toxins re-entered the water source and were then used by the barbarian soldiers for cooking. In a sense, the toxins accumulated more and more.
How could this not be a complete disaster?
Let alone Ma Su, even if a hundred Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing were to fall from the sky right now, they wouldn't be able to save these barbarian soldiers from their stupidity!
Time quickly moved into the fourth day.
The number of dead barbarian soldiers was increasing, and before they knew it, it had exceeded one hundred.
Even the cave master and King Mulu couldn't withstand it; they both felt their strength gradually draining away.
For some reason, rumors suddenly spread in the army that Ma Su's formation of Hammer Mountain angered the local mountain god, causing the soldiers to be retaliated against by the mountain god!
Foreign peoples have their own beliefs.
The barbarian people lived in mountainous and forested areas, and they always held mountain gods and other deities in high esteem.
In an instant, everyone's expression changed.
Even King Mulu and the cave master gradually accepted the rumor, believing that everything was Ma Su's fault!
Exclusion is on full display at this moment.
So what if you, Ma Su, are the commander-in-chief?
Are you a barbarian?
However, King Mulu and the Cave Master still remembered the shock brought by the plague.
The two entered Ma Su's tent together, sitting on either side of Ma Su's bed.
Smelling the aroma of mini hamburgers emanating from the two of them, Ma Su, who had just regained consciousness, almost fainted again!
"What brings you two here today?"
Ma Su asked the two men.
King Mulu laughed:
“Mr. Ma, the cave master and I are not targeting you, but the soldiers below asked us to tell you.”
"Mount Hammer God is protected by a mountain god. If you offend the mountain god, you will suffer from vomiting and diarrhea, and feel like you are dying."
"The only way to break this deadlock is to quickly withdraw from Hammer God Mountain."
Ma Su, on the verge of death, awoke with a start from his dream and pointed at King Mulu, saying:
"Mount Hammer God is a natural barrier, possessing all the advantageous terrain described in military texts!"
"Within a radius of a hundred miles, there is no other place that can compare with the perilous Hammer God Mountain!"
"Moreover, Cao Cao's army has already appeared at the foot of Hammer God Mountain. If we retreat now, we will surely be met with a fierce attack from Cao Cao's army!"
"Do you intend to suffer a crushing defeat before you are satisfied?"
Ma Su's stern reprimand caused King Mulu to curl his lip in disdain and say:
"Does holding this position guarantee victory?"
"You cannot bear the mountain god's punishment!"
"Don't forget, you are just an outsider. The king values you, which is why he gave you the position of commander-in-chief."
"Without the King, you are nothing!"
Upon hearing this, Ma Su's imposing manner immediately softened.
To be precise, I felt both angry and somewhat sad.
Meng Yi treated him... naturally, very well.
But apart from Meng Yi, the attitude of the remaining barbarians can be gleaned from the expressions of King Mu Lu and the cave master.
"Alright, you can rest here."
"After lunch tomorrow, the two of us will lead the warriors away from this place."
“If the king blames us, we will tell the truth: you have offended the mountain god and have been punished!”
"you!!!"
Ma Su felt his blood surging, and he wished he could bite the cave master and King Mulu to death.
Unfortunately, he couldn't do it.
That evening, even the dinner that was supposed to be delivered was not sent to Ma Su, which is enough to show the control that King Mulu and the cave lord had over the army.
Ma Su had become a commander without any real power.
Hungry, Ma Su stopped defecating.
He gradually realized that the water problem was most likely caused by Cao Cao's army!
He picked some wild berries, which barely filled his stomach and restored some of his strength.
Looking at the group of ignorant and unaware barbarians around him, Ma Su felt a surge of survival instinct in the wilderness.
"Destroy it! My life alone is enough!"
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