northernbook Chapter 124 The Immortal Realm's Blind Date Event
Chapter 124 The Immortal Realm's Blind Date Event
Chapter 124: The Absurd Blind Date in the Immortal Realm
After resting for the night at the Immortal Restaurant, Liu Yu and his companions continued their stroll through the Immortal Realm the next day. As they walked, they came upon a large, bustling crowd. Curious, Liu Yu pulled Xu Xian and the others over to investigate. It turned out that the Immortal Realm was holding a matchmaking event.
Liu Yu's eyes lit up, and she said with a grin, "Let's go join in the fun."
As the group entered the matchmaking venue, they found it beautifully decorated with flowers and ribbons everywhere.
The first to step onto the stage was a handsome and dashing immortal. He confidently introduced himself: "I am a sword immortal from the celestial realm, with superb swordsmanship, capable of slaying demons and monsters."
The female immortals below the stage all showed expressions of admiration.
At this moment, a plump female fairy stood up and asked, "Can you cook?"
The sword immortal was taken aback and said awkwardly, "This... I don't know how."
The chubby fairy shook her head and sat down: "You can't do without knowing how to cook."
Liu Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud: "That's quite a unique request."
Next, a beautiful female fairy came to the stage and said softly, "I am skilled in playing the zither, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I hope to find a like-minded partner."
A tall, thin immortal stood up and said, "I like practicing martial arts, so we're not a good match."
The female fairy snorted, "Uncultured."
Xu Xian chuckled to himself, "Going on blind dates isn't easy."
At this moment, Liu Yu had a sudden inspiration and ran up to the stage and said, "My name is Liu Yu. I don't have any special skills, but I have a kind heart."
The audience was silent for a moment, then a voice suddenly shouted, "Do you own a house and a car?"
Liu Yu was stunned, and stammered, "What would you need these for in the Immortal Realm?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Xiaoqing couldn't help but laugh: "Brother-in-law, you've made a fool of yourself."
Bai Suzhen smiled and shook her head.
Another immortal stepped onto the stage. He had only said a few words when a female immortal in the audience asked, "Can you accompany me shopping?"
The immortal scratched his head: "I'm very busy."
The fairy rolled her eyes at him: "Never mind then."
The matchmaking event was in full swing when a gorgeously dressed fairy took the stage. She demanded that her future partner tell her a story every day.
A male immortal stood up and said, "I'm bad with words and can't tell stories."
The fairy flicked her sleeve: "Next."
Liu Yu was laughing so hard her stomach hurt: "What kind of bizarre requests are these?"
At this moment, a strangely-looking immortal stepped onto the stage. Before he could even speak, a female immortal in the audience screamed and ran away: "He's too ugly!"
The immortal said, feeling wronged, "My heart is beautiful."
But nobody paid him any attention.
Xu Xian laughed and said, "It seems that appearance is also very important in blind dates."
When it was Xiaoqing's turn to go on stage, the audience erupted in chaos as soon as she said she was a snake demon.
"A snake demon? No way!"
Xiaoqing said angrily, "You shallow folks!"
Bai Suzhen quickly pulled Xiaoqing down.
Liu Yu continued watching the spectacle when a female fairy walked up to him and said, "I think you're quite interesting. How about we start dating?"
Liu Yu was startled: "No, no, no, I just came to take a look."
The fairy glared at him and left.
The matchmaking event was nearing its end, and only a few couples had found success.
Liu Yu and the others left the matchmaking event and continued walking forward.
Upon seeing a stall selling magical artifacts, Liu Yu picked up a gourd and asked the stall owner, "What's the use of this gourd?"
The stall owner said, "This gourd can fit a person inside."
Liu Yu didn't believe it and pointed the gourd at the stall owner: "Go in and try it."
The stall owner was so frightened that he quickly waved his hands, saying, "No, no, you mustn't."
They came to a garden, where the flowers were actually arguing.
A red flower said, "I am the most beautiful."
A yellow flower said, "Your color is too tacky; I am the prettiest."
Liu Yu said with a smile, "Stop arguing, you're both beautiful."
The flowers said in unison, "What do you know!"
As they continued walking, they saw a deity practicing calligraphy.
Liu Yu leaned closer and said, "This handwriting is just so-so."
The deity angrily said, "If you're so good, then you write it."
Liu Yu picked up a pen and wrote a few crooked characters. The fairy laughed until tears came out: "You said my writing was bad, but yours is even worse."
Just then, a crane flew by in the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and threw him off.
Liu Yu tripped and fell on her bottom, complaining, "This crane is really disrespectful."
They came to a lake and saw an old man fishing.
Liu Yu asked curiously, "How many have you caught?"
The old man sighed and said, "Not a single one. The fish in this lake are too cunning."
Liu Yu said, "I'll give it a try."
As soon as he put the fishing hook down, he was dragged into the water by the fish.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up; Liu Yu was soaking wet and looked utterly disheveled.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, recalling the interesting things that happened that day, and drifted off to sleep with a smile.
In his dream, he continued his absurd and interesting adventures in the celestial realm...