northernbook Chapter 80 Speak more politely!
Chapter 80 Speak more politely!
chapter 80
"This variety show is one that I carefully selected and found to be the most suitable for Jiang Yuming to transition from a variety show personality to an actor."
Jiang Yuming was still blocked outside the door.
Meng Youcheng looked at the boss in front of him...
Xu Xingcheng twirled the pen in his hand, "I asked his mentor, and Jiang Yuming's acting skills are already good enough to star in a TV series, so this variety show is the best opportunity for him to transform his career."
"The variety show is called Acting Showdown. Four international stars will select members and then compete against each other. This will allow the public to see Jiang Yuming's acting skills. What's better is that the winner will be able to obtain certain resources."
Meng Youcheng remained silent, listening attentively.
Xu Xingcheng twirled the pen faster and faster. "There's bad news. Most of the members who went this time have some work to their name, but Jiang Yuming hasn't had a single film or television work since his debut..."
"This is a very tricky situation. He can only rely on his acting skills to win over the judges. Do you think he can succeed?"
"I……"
The boss chuckled and interrupted him, "How about we call it quits? Variety shows are quite lucrative anyway, we should take on more variety show projects in the future..."
"no!!!"
Meng Youcheng said anxiously, "If he keeps doing variety shows, won't he never become a Best Actor?"
Do you really hope he becomes a Best Actor winner?
Xu Xingcheng looked into the man's eyes...
The boss's eyes seemed to see through everything, a look that could completely see through a person.
Meng Youcheng didn't hide anything, "Yes."
Why?
Just as the man was about to speak, at that moment...
"Cough cough cough..."
Xu Xingcheng suddenly coughed violently, his expression slightly contorted, as if he were in pain...
He hurriedly opened the drawer, took out a bottle of medicine, poured it into his hand in a panic, then quickly put it in his mouth, finally swallowing it with a pained expression...
He picked up the water bottle next to him, took a sip, and then slowly exhaled...
"What's wrong with you?"
"fine……"
Xu Xingcheng tossed the bottle of medicine into the drawer. "Just a minor cold..."
A minor cold... do you really need to take such a big bottle of medicine?
Meng Youcheng looked at him with suspicion...
Xu Xingcheng looked up at him, their eyes met, and said, "You can go now. I've already accepted this show. We can leave tomorrow. It's a whole season, but it's not that long, only two months."
"good……"
……
Meng Youcheng packed his luggage, putting all his clothes into his backpack...
Xia Chunian walked over. "Brother, you guys...?"
"We're leaving for two months to participate in a variety show. You're all alone here, so be careful. Don't talk nonsense all the time..."
The girl scoffed, "Tch... Say whatever you want. Nobody bothers me, I won't yell at them!"
Meng Youcheng remained silent...
Jiang Yuming leaned over and said, "Sister Xia... my uncle and I are leaving for a while. Be careful here by yourself. Go to bed early tonight and lock the door early..."
"Heh, you brat, you're always meddling in other people's business!"
Xia Chunian thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "You're so happy, little brother! You can go on your honeymoon alone with your uncle again. Aren't you happy?"
Jiang Yuming's cheeks flushed slightly. "I..."
"Stop pretending, bro..."
Xia Chunian put one hand on his shoulder, "I've known about your dirty little affair for a long time. You two damn bastards, you thought you could get away with it and escape your sister Xia's sharp eyes..."
Jiang Yuming: "Huh? You...?!"
"Hey, what the hell!"
Xia Chunian suddenly sighed, "I only regret that I am born a woman today, and that I will be no different from everyone else in my next life."
Meng Youcheng, who was standing next to him, couldn't stand it anymore. "You're a girl, speak more politely..."
Jiang Yuming asked, puzzled, "What do you mean?"
Xia Chunian completely ignored Meng Youcheng and instead looked at the boy, saying, "The meaning of this sentence is quite profound, and I'm afraid you won't understand it, so I'll put it simply: between you and your uncle, who cooks?"
"Him?... Haven't you tried him? My uncle's cooking is excellent..."
"No, no..."
The girl shook her head. "That's not what I meant. I meant, between you and your uncle, who's on top and who's on the bottom?"
"what?"
Jiang Yuming still looked puzzled. "What do you mean?"
Xia Chunian bit her lower lip. "You mean, during that... you know... part, who did the other?"
She said the last three words very quickly...
Shouldn't you feel ashamed yourself?
Jiang Yuming's face was immediately filled with disbelief. "This..."
Meng Youcheng, standing nearby, sighed, too lazy to bother with them. Those two idiots…
Xia Chunian immediately became anxious, "Just tell me, you idiot... why do you look so stupid?"
"You're not the top, are you?"
The girl thought for a moment, "Is your precious uncle begging for mercy under you the whole time? Does he keep saying... Mingzi, be gentle... it hurts?"
As she spoke, Xia Chunian revealed a maternal smile...
Meng Youcheng sighed heavily again...
"Yes or no……"
Jiang Yuming thought for a long time before uttering a few words, "My uncle did say that, but... I'm not the top."
"ah?!"
Xia Chunian was utterly shocked. "Damn it...! I actually shipped the wrong couple?!"
Meng Youcheng couldn't stand it any longer. "I'm still here. Can we change the subject? Can we not talk about something so private?"
Xia Chunian completely ignored him, quickly recovering from her shock. She looked at the boy in front of her excitedly, "So do you moan every night? Do you shout every night, 'Uncle, it hurts so much, please be gentle, you're so good...'"
"Okay...!"
Meng Youcheng quickly interrupted her, "That's enough."
Jiang Yuming smiled at the girl and said, "Yes."
Xia Chunian suddenly shouted, "Holy crap...! You two... what the hell... are you guys that weird?"
The man's mood for folding clothes vanished instantly. After thinking for a long time, he asked, "How are things going with your doctor?"
The girl glanced at him. "Which one?"
"The one who treated Jiang Yuming, the one you added on WeChat? How many more do you have?"
Xia Chunian sighed, "That..."
"You two broke up?"
"We were never together, okay..."
The girl thought for a moment, "He's a repressed pervert, and I have no idea what's going on in his head..."
Meng Youcheng was somewhat puzzled, "He...he harassed you with messages?"
"no……"
Xia Chunian waved her hand, "He's too clean-cut. No matter what you say to him, he can always steer the conversation towards medicine. We've been talking about medical issues with him for a month, it's so boring..."
"I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked him if I could take a look?"
"He asked me what I was looking at. What else could I possibly be looking at?"
Meng Youcheng was utterly shocked. "You wouldn't be thinking of...?"
"We've been chatting for four months, of course I have to check it out, but this guy is too naive, he doesn't understand anything at all, I don't think he's right for me, he's not weird at all..."
The man sighed. "Well... with the way you act, what guy would want to talk to you? They'd all think they'd encountered a female hooligan..."
Meng Youcheng felt a pang of self-reproach.
Because of her own changes, she ended up dating the male lead, turning what was originally a perfect romance novel into a BL (Boys' Love) story. The female lead, who was originally as innocent and pure as a white lotus, has now become a complete pervert...
It seems that all of this responsibility is related to myself?
……
That evening, they flew to their destination, checked into a hotel, and stayed for one night...
Jiang Yuming is becoming increasingly unruly...
We agreed to book two rooms, but when we arrived at our destination, I told him to take his ID to book a room while I went to buy things. In the end, he only booked one room, a double room...?
Meng Youcheng: ? ? ?
The man was puzzled and asked him why.
He said it was to save money and he wanted to sleep with me. He said it was very comfortable to hold me while sleeping at night, especially when we weren't wearing clothes; that feeling was wonderful...
nerve.
They went to bed around 8 p.m. because they had to get up early the next day and arrive at the recording studio by 9 a.m.
Meng Youcheng had just finished showering and lay down under the covers...
The boy rushed over eagerly...
"Uncle, why aren't you taking off your clothes?"
Meng Youcheng glanced at him. "I don't want to take it off. I'm so tired right now. I've been on a three-hour flight, and I'm really, really tired. Do you understand what I mean?"
Jiang Yuming manually pulled at his clothes, "Let me help you take them off..."
"It's not a matter of taking off clothes or not..."
Meng Youcheng thought for a while, "It's already eight o'clock, and we have to get up early tomorrow morning. What I mean is, just sleep peacefully now, don't think about anything, don't do anything, just sleep, do you understand?"
"I can't sleep..."
"Uncle..."
Jiang Yuming ripped hard, and Meng Youcheng's clothes immediately developed a huge tear, ripped to shreds...
"Holy crap...don't...sigh..."
The man sighed and took off his clothes. "How many layers is this? Can't you...?"
"Pants……"
The boy interrupted his spellcasting, "Uncle, sleeping in pants is so uncomfortable, isn't it?"
"I feel fine!"
Jiang Yuming flipped over and straddled him. "I'll help you take them off. It's still early, let's... do something."