northernbook Chapter 27: Every Squad Has the Aura of an Emperor
Chapter 27: Every Squad Has the Aura of an Emperor
"I, Hongying, possess the bearing of an emperor!"
"I, Lin Qiye, possess the bearing of an emperor!"
"I, Wen Qimo, possess the bearing of an emperor!"
At that moment, Wu Xiangnan's voice suddenly came into my ears.
"I, Wu Xiangnan, possess the bearing of an emperor!"
The room fell silent immediately after those words were spoken.
Hongying stammered, "Just now, didn't something very strange pass by?"
"Red Tassel!!!"
Hongying wrinkled her nose and said, "Vice Captain, this isn't my fault. Being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur) is something for us young people. Why are you, an old man, getting involved with us?"
Just then, Chen Muyi's cool voice came through the walkie-talkie: "Alright, stop fooling around. You did a great job on today's mission. Lunch is on me, let's go to the Pleasant Goat buffet!"
Wen Qimo suggested, "Captain, could we go to the Boiling Sheep Buffet next door? Their staff are much nicer!"
"I'd like to too, but some people on our team have already been listed as the most unwelcome guests!"
Upon hearing this, Wen Qimo looked at Wang Teng with a mournful expression.
Wang Teng awkwardly touched himself: "Brother Wen, it's not my fault. I had just awakened and desperately needed to replenish my energy, so..."
"Alright, it's settled then. Meet at the Mei Yang Yang buffet in 30 minutes! Lao Zhao, shut down [No-Limit Airspace] and let logistics clean up the mess."
After a pause, Chen Muye's voice came through the earpiece: "I, Chen Muye, possess the bearing of an emperor!"
Wang Teng pointed at the group of people in front of him with great distress: "You lot... you're so young, how come you keep doing things like this! Don't you know that followers deserve to die a horrible death!"
'Click'
With a single press of the shutter button, Leng Xuan captured the noisy scene of Wang Teng, Lin Qiye, and the others. Looking at the lively scene, a satisfied smile appeared on Leng Xuan's face.
While the members of Squad 136 were enjoying their meal at the Mei Yang Yang buffet restaurant, Zhao Kongcheng's phone suddenly rang.
"Hello, what? Okay, okay, I understand. Please look again."
Seeing that everyone at the dinner table was looking at him, Zhao Kongcheng and Chen Sheng said, "The head of the Nanda snake demon cannot be found."
Wang Teng said nonchalantly, "If we can't find it, we can't find it. Anyway, I've already absorbed all of its essence."
"By the way, Wang Teng, why didn't you suck up the snake's head too? Why did you kick it out instead?"
Wang Teng looked at the restless Lin Qiye with a grin: "Who told the Nanta Snake Demon to insult me? Since he dared to insult me, he should be prepared to be kicked around like a ball by me."
After saying that, Wang Teng suddenly looked at Lin Qiye with a mysterious smile: "Little Lin, it's said, and I mean it's said, that snakes usually have two legs. If Bai Suzhen from the Legend of the White Snake were a man and Xu Xian were a woman, how would they live?"
Then, the sound of Hongying and Si Xiaonan spitting and Zhao Kongcheng and Wen Qimo jeering came from the dinner table.
Lin Qiye gritted his teeth. That bastard Wang Teng definitely knew about the existence of the mental hospital.
Chen Muye coughed, preparing to speak.
Wu Xiangnan immediately said, "Old Chen, what do you mean?"
"I didn't mean anything by it!"
“Just say what you need to say. Why do you have to cough? What, does it make you seem like the captain of the Night’s Watch?”
"I do not have……"
Those watching Chen Muyi and Wu Xiangnan bickering smiled, but continued to add fuel to the fire with their words.
"Exactly, Captain, what's the meaning of that cough? Do you have to show off your authority?"
Seeing the dangerous looks in the eyes of everyone in the team, Chen Muyi slammed his hand on the table: "What, I can't even cough? Don't forget who's paying the bill later!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Teng quickly poured water, Lin Qiye immediately patted his back, and Hong Ying and Si Xiaonan gave Chen Muyi fawning smiles.
Can I cough now?
Wen Qimo immediately nodded: "Of course! Captain, you are the guiding light on our life's journey. We need your guidance, no, your direction. Captain, we need you."
After Wen Qimo's flattery, everyone else present nodded enthusiastically: "Yes, Captain, we need you!"
Chen Muyi smiled coolly at Wu Xiangnan: "Look, Lao Wu, this is popularity, this is what everyone expects! You, as the vice captain, should learn a lot from me."
"Hmph, if you don't pay up, see if they'll..."
Before Wu Xiangnan could finish speaking, Hongying and Wen Qimo covered her mouth.
After finishing the meal,
Wang Teng looked at Chen Muyi: "Captain, I want to find a place to go into seclusion for a few days."
"Seclusion?"
Wang Teng nodded: "Yeah, I ate dozens of spicy strips today, Captain. I think my strength should break through again!"
Lin Qiye stood up excitedly: "Old Wang, are you trying to kill me?! We both awakened our abilities on the same day, why are you so much better!"
Wang Teng curled his lip and said disdainfully, "Hmph, Xiao Linzi, you can't imagine how outstanding your father is. Let me tell you, I'll give you a chance, and you won't even have the chance to eat my dust!"
Seeing that the others also looked uneasy, Chen Muye tapped the table.
"Alright, Wang Teng, you'll stay in the isolation room for the next two days. Everyone else, double your training for the next few days."
"Yes!"
The group stood up and saluted Chen Muye, while the people eating around them looked at them with confusion.
Are these people internet celebrities?
"I know that, but who salutes while eating? It's like a mental hospital!"
"I know that guy. A few days ago, someone posted his photo on Xiaolan, saying he's the new king of online porn!"
Chen Muyi gave his goofy teammates a dangerous look: "If you guys keep doing this, I'm going to skip out on the bill!"
Wang Teng immediately stood up; “Captain, I suddenly remembered that my clothes are in Sister Hongying’s washing machine and haven’t been taken out to dry yet. Captain, please take your time eating. I’ve finished eating and I’m going back to collect the clothes.”
Hongying nodded quickly: "Okay, little brother Wang Teng, wait for me, I have a motorcycle, I'll take you back, that way it'll be faster!"
Si Xiaonan quickly nodded, "Yes, yes, me too, me too! More people, more strength!"
Chen Muye waved his hand wearily: "Alright, stop joking around. Being your captain feels like I'm shortening my lifespan! Look at me, can you hear the sound of white hairs sprouting from my hair? That's all because of you guys."
Squad 136 sat upright, obediently accepting Chen Muye's ideological education, without saying another word.
After giving the speech,
Lin Qiye gritted his teeth and looked at Wang Teng: "Old Wang, why are those women looking at me with their phones and giving me such lewd, auntie-like smiles!"