Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 106 Explosion

When he heard the word "black material", Lord Liang panicked for a moment, but soon calmed down and looked fearless.

He felt that he was upright and had nothing to fear from his own shadow.

Emperor Yuan likes Jiang Yueyang's personality more and more. It feels so good to avenge a grudge on the spot!

I just don't know what kind of negative information can be exposed about the hardworking Liang Qing?

Minister Jiang acted as expected, as his daughter has never liked to suffer losses or be wronged since she was a child.

If someone bullies her a little, she will definitely pay back tenfold.

I remember when my daughter was five years old, the kid next door climbed over the wall and called her a fat girl.

Without saying a word, she asked the servants to bring a ladder, sat on the wall and started scolding people.

Like "I'm fat and I ate your rice? Why are you so mean!"

"Do you live by the sea? Why are you so nosy!"

"Are you the neighborhood committee lady? You're such a busybody!"

"You control everything in the world, but you can't control my shit or fart!"

"Don't think you can act like a nobody just because you're a nobody!" This kind of insult is never repeated.

He really couldn't understand where she learned those words. She obviously didn't like reading, and the teacher didn't teach her that.

Jiang Yueyang: No problem, I was an internet stalker in my previous life.

Finally, after the daughter had been cursing for three days in a row, the family next door moved away.

Haven't moved back yet.

Jiang Yueyang angrily said, "Not letting me take a vacation is like taking my life! Your Majesty, why did you have to punish me like this when there are so many other punishments to choose from?"

Emperor Yuan: I punish you like this because I know you don’t want to go to work.

[Your Majesty is so stupid. He is so poor and I am so rich. Wouldn't it be better for him to just fine me?]

Emperor Yuan: I didn’t expect…

The system was speechless. [He just didn't say he wouldn't let you take a vacation, but he didn't say he wouldn't let you take a leave. You can just find an excuse to take a leave when the time comes.]

Emperor Yuan: “!!!”

Civil and military officials covered their mouths and laughed secretly. His Majesty had made all kinds of plans but still failed to take revenge.

Jiang Yueyang's eyes lit up. [Little Melon, not bad. You've become a little more useful after the upgrade.]

The system hummed complacently, "Remember to build a good relationship with Kong Jijiu. He likes drinking, and his wife likes peonies."

Kong Jijiu: “…”

Emperor Yuan suddenly felt sour. Why didn’t he establish a good relationship with me?

[OK, OK.] Jiang Yueyang glanced at Lord Liang and said, [Little Melon, start serving the main course.]

The system cleared its throat and prepared to recount all the negative information about Lord Liang with Jiang Yueyang.

Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials listened attentively while discussing state affairs.

[Host, you've heard your father say before that censors like to squat in corners and catch people's little braids. Last night, Lord Liang squatted in the corner and caught you, the unlucky one.]

Jiang Yueyang snorted, "Doesn't it damage the image of our officials if they squat in the corner? Is it proper for a dignified official to squat in the corner?"

The adults who had been caught in the corner by the censor nodded and said that what he said made a lot of sense. Why didn’t I think of it at the time?

The system chuckled and said, "Although Lord Liang has caught you in a trap, he himself is not in a good situation either."

Last night, he may have squatted in the corner for too long, and when he stood up, his legs were weak and he fell directly into the puddle. Because of the injury, his movements were slow, so he stayed outside even after curfew.

Then, he was caught by Censor Shen, who was also squatting in the corner, catching people's little pigtails. In Censor Shen's sleeve, there was a memorial impeaching him for walking outside the curfew.

Censor Shen who was named: ...Should I continue to impeach later?

Jiang Yueyang felt very happy. [The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. Censor Shen did a great job! I've decided. After get off work, I'll give his wife a durian, which I don't like!]

Censor Shen: “…”

System: [Host, the fun is yet to come! Lord Liang returned home covered in mud, only to see Madam Liang dragging a man into the room. A moment later, an indescribable sound was heard from inside.]

He wanted to rush in and question his mother, but then he thought, his mother had been a widow for many years, and it was understandable that she wanted to find a companion, so he did not go in.

[Is that all?] Jiang Yueyang didn’t think this was anything bad.

System: [I was just about to say, don't be so impatient! Lord Liang returned to his room after taking a shower. He thought his wife had already gone to bed, but he never expected to see her lying naked on the bed, making a gesture towards him.]

Lord Liang's face flushed red, and he wished he could dig a hole and bury himself.

Everyone present sighed inwardly, they had not expected Lord Liang and his wife to play so wildly.

Mrs. Liang is also a very open-minded woman!

[Boring.] Jiang Yueyang was dissatisfied with the negative information about Lord Liang.

The system chuckled, "Do you think this is the end of the matter? Do you think Madam Liang stripped naked just to wait for Lord Liang?"

People present: “!!!”

Lord Liang: If not me, who else should you wait for?

When Jiang Yueyang heard this, his blood immediately boiled. [Is there someone under the bed?]

[Correct! Lord Liang has a habit of sleeping in the study after squatting in the corner, so as not to disturb Madam Liang. Last night, he heard his mother having sex with another man and was aroused. He wanted to make love with Madam Liang, so he went into the master bedroom.

The adulterer was a seasoned driver, and he quickly hid under the bed. Lord Liang, with his dim eyesight, didn't see him.

Civil and military officials all shook their heads and said that it was not because of old age that their eyesight was blurry, but because they were blind!

Emperor Yuan inexplicably felt a sense of sympathy.

Lord Liang rolled his eyes and fell backwards. The person standing behind him immediately reached out to support him.

You haven't finished eating the melon yet. If you faint again later, Master Xiao Jiang will notice something is wrong.

The man pressed Sir Liang's philtrum with all his might, and after a while, Sir Liang woke up.

Jiang Yueyang tutted several times. "Mrs. Liang is so bold! She's bringing a stranger home before Sir Liang is even dead, and even into his bed! When Sir Liang dies, she'll definitely bring several more back."

[Host, why don't you guess what happened next? Why was Madam Liang so bold?]

Jiang Yueyang knew there was something even more shocking to come, and immediately urged, "Hurry up and tell me, don't keep me in suspense."

【Guess what?】The system said in a coquettish tone.

Jiang Yueyang: [……]

Jiang Yueyang had no choice but to follow his guess: [Three people playing together?]

The surroundings suddenly became dead silent, and Emperor Yuan almost fell off the dragon throne. What kind of vicious words were these?

Minister Jiang muttered to himself, it’s over, it’s over, his daughter’s image is completely ruined.

System: [...Host, you are so brave.]

Jiang Yueyang rolled her eyes. [Didn't you ask me to guess? Stop talking nonsense and tell me what happened next.]

[Actually...] The system hesitated, [Actually, you guessed about 70% of it.]

Hey!

Jiang Yueyang suddenly opened her eyes wide. She had just made a random guess, but she didn't expect it to be so explosive!

All the civil and military officials in the court were shocked. They really didn't expect that Lord Liang was so tolerant and broad-minded.

System: [The adulterer listened to the noises above and felt a wave of ants gnawing at his heart. So, he crawled out from under the bed and knocked on Madam Liang's door.]

[Oh my god! Is this what I thought?]

[It's just as you think. The adulterer not only seduced Madam Liang, but also Madam Liang.]

Lord Liang rolled his eyes and almost fainted again.

When Emperor Yuan saw this scene, he felt that he had to arrange for a royal physician to attend court in the future.

Otherwise, it would be bad if someone died.

Jiang Yueyang: [He's really hungry. No, isn't there another man in Madam Liang's room? Could it be that the three of them are playing together?]

[No, Madam Liang kicked the man out. Furthermore, Madam Liang knew the adulterer was having an affair with her daughter-in-law. Madam Liang also knew the adulterer was having an affair with her mother-in-law, and that they had teamed up to deceive Master Liang!]

Jiang Yueyang opened her eyes wide in disbelief. [Is Lord Liang Madam Liang's biological son?]

[No, Lord Liang was born to a concubine.]