Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 460 Super Giant Baby

【What? 】

【Not weaned yet? 】

"This, this, this..." Jiang Yueyang glanced at the people around her in disbelief. "In this hall, besides me, everyone else must be over 20, right? They're still breastfeeding at this age. How delicious must that milk be?"

The civil and military officials present were also shocked to hear that someone had not been weaned. They looked around, curious about who liked to drink milk so much.

Could it be someone from the Ministry of Justice? They've been having a lot of gossip lately.

Minister of Justice?

Emperor Yuan also glanced at the ministers below, and suddenly noticed that one of the ministers looked strange.

He looked at the minister, wondering suspiciously, could it be that the person who had not been weaned that Xiaogua was talking about was him?

System: [Host, don't think you're the only young person in this hall. The King of Yan is only eighteen. And the King of Qi is only seventeen.]

Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials felt hurt. Did they mean that they were all old?

The Crown Prince and the eldest prince Yuanqi suffered the most damage. They were only in their early twenties, so why were they classified as the older group?

"That's not what I meant!" Jiang Yueyang vehemently retorted, then changed the subject, "But, do you mean the one who hasn't been weaned is the King of Yan or the King of Qi? Or are they both still weaned?"

The King of Yan and the King of Qi suddenly looked back, with the three words "It's not me" flashing brightly in their eyes!

System: [Host, I am only correcting you, there is no hidden meaning.]

Who is the one who hasn't been weaned?

The civil and military officials were secretly excited. Here it comes, the answer is about to be revealed!

Emperor Yuan changed his posture and looked at a minister below with interest.

The system laughed and said, "It's the Ministry of Personnel...Mr. Xu, the Secretary of the Imperial Secretariat!"

[Which one, which one is Xu Zhishu?] Jiang Yueyang couldn't wait to ask.

[Here~ the bearded man next to Ke Ming.]

Jiang Yueyang turned around and saw the man, exclaiming, "He's this old already?"

Originally, when she heard the name "Xu Zhishu", she thought it was someone of the same age as the Crown Prince.

Unexpectedly, he was the same age as her father!

The system hummed, "Except for you and Prince Yan and the others, there are no young people here."

Civil and military officials: “…” This is too much.

Xu Zhishu's cheeks flushed red and he didn't dare to move, fearing that Jiang Yueyang would see his embarrassment.

"Xiaogua, is drinking milk all the time good for your skin?" Jiang Yueyang suddenly asked this question.

[Hmm?] The system was confused for a moment.

Jiang Yueyang glanced at Xu Zhishu with sparkling eyes. "Look, his skin is so fair and rosy, it feels like you could squeeze water out of it. I guarantee he'd look ten years younger if he shaved his beard!"

[Fair and rosy?] The system chuckled.

Xu Zhishu felt that the laughter sounded very ironic and made him feel a little embarrassed.

Bai Ze smiled and shook his head. That kid was so bad.

Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials also thought that Xiaogua was very bad. How could he make fun of others so openly?

Don't you want face?

But... they also want to laugh!

Jiang Yueyang curled her lips in dissatisfaction, [Am I wrong? Isn't that rosy and white? ]

[No, you are right.]

【Then why are you laughing? 】

The system tried hard to suppress its laughter, cleared its throat, and said, "No, I just suddenly thought of something funny."

【What's so funny? 】

[It cannot be said.]

Jiang Yueyang snorted, "If you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. I don't want to hear it yet."

After a while, seeing that neither one of them continued chatting, everyone frowned in confusion, is this the end?

Isn't this too gentle?

The Jieshizhong's explanation was only a few words, why was it so long and torturous for them?

Just when they were complaining that Jiang Yueyang and the system were not fair, Jiang Yueyang's voice came out again.

"Xiaogua, if I start drinking a glass of milk every morning and evening now, will my skin be as smooth and supple as Master Xu's when I reach his age?"

[It's possible.] The system answered in seconds.

All the civil and military officials were happy, that's right. Let's continue, how can you only eat a little bit of the melon?

The red temperature on Xu Zhishu's face, which had just subsided, slowly rose again.

The heart that had just come back to life died again.

He said that the melon that Lord Xiao Jiang and the others were eating could not end so hastily!

Jiang Yueyang was not satisfied with the system's answer. [Why is it just a possibility? Shouldn't it be a "maybe"?]

[You drink milk, and others drink breast milk. Can the effect be the same?] The system replied.

Jiang Yueyang was shocked by the system's words. [What? Breast milk? Master Xu is still drinking breast milk at such an old age. This is too...]

Everyone present: Breast milk? Breast milk! Breast milk!!!

"How about it, host, please continue?" The system's voice was filled with a playful smile.

Jiang Yueyang exclaimed in disbelief: "Master Xu, this is a super giant baby that has never been seen before and will never be seen again, right?"

Super giant baby?

Everyone nodded secretly. This metaphor was so fitting. Isn't it just a super giant baby?

Who would still drink breast milk at such an old age?

When the system heard the words "super giant baby", it couldn't help but burst into laughter.

He laughed and replied, "Of course it counts! Xu Zhishu is unbeatable in this field!"

Xu Zhishu's face flushed red, and he wished he could dig a hole and bury himself in it!

He's going to take leave tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow!

Too embarrassed to see anyone...

A question suddenly popped up in Jiang Yueyang's mind. "Little melon, I suddenly thought of something. Lord Xu...he wouldn't drink breast milk like a newborn baby, right?"

As Jiang Yueyang asked the question, a picture suddenly appeared in everyone's mind...

An unsightly picture...

The system burst out laughing, and it took a long time to stop laughing, but there was still a smile in its voice. [Before the age of five, Xu Zhishu drank breast milk as the host wanted.

After the age of five, no wet nurse would let a boy that age suck... uh... you know. So, he now drinks breast milk expressed by the wet nurse.

Jiang Yueyang didn't respond, she didn't understand.

Everyone nodded repeatedly, they understood, they understood very well, but they just couldn't understand why the Xu family didn't wean Mr. Xu off the breast milk?

The system didn't care and continued: [Xu Zhishu is the first child of the Xu family and has been loved since childhood.

He wanted to drink milk, so the Xu family let him drink it all the time. In this way, Xu Zhishu continued to drink milk until he was five years old.

At this time, the two wet nurses of the Xu family refused to let the little boy get close to them to drink milk.

Therefore, Xu's family wanted to wean him off breast milk. However, on the first night of weaning, Xu Zhishu developed a craving for milk and ran to his wet nurse's room in the middle of the night. He stripped her clothes and started sucking.

That night, Xu's wet nurse was traumatized physically and mentally. She cried so hard that her heart was breaking and she even threatened to sue Xu Zhishu for molesting her.

The Xu family paid a large sum of money as compensation before the wet nurse finally gave up and packed up her belongings and left that very night.

[What happened next?] Jiang Yueyang was curious about what happened next.

System: [Then, the Xu family will continue to wean Xu Zhishu off milk! But Xu Zhishu can no longer stop drinking. He feels uncomfortable if he doesn't drink for a meal.

Seeing him in pain, the Xu family felt distressed, but no wet nurse was willing to feed a five-year-old child, a boy at that.

Later, they thought that any milk was not milk, so they gave cow's milk to Xu Zhishu to drink.

But Xu Zhishu doesn't drink cow's milk or goat's milk, he only likes breast milk.

There was no other way, so the Xu family had to lie that there was a new baby in the family, and spent money to hire a wet nurse from another place to express her breast milk for Xu Zhishu to drink.

But the good times did not last long. The wet nurse from another place found out that the Xu family had no newborn children, so she fed all her breast milk to Xu Zhishu.

The wet nurse from another place felt uncomfortable when she saw a child as big as Xu Zhishu drinking her breast milk, so she quit!

Seeing that Xu Zhishu's food supply was cut off again, the Xu family was extremely worried. Fortunately, at this time, Xu Zhishu's cousin was born.

Seeing this, the Xu family hired ten wet nurses at once, two of whom fed Xu Zhishu's cousin, and the remaining eight expressed breast milk to feed Xu Zhishu.

During those years, the Xu family went to great lengths to ensure that Xu Zhishu could have a sip of breast milk!

In the Xu family, only Xu Zhishu was happy. After snatching breast milk from his cousin, he grabbed his cousin's, and after snatching milk from his son, he grabbed his grandson's!

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang and everyone present were speechless...

[Oh, by the way, Xu Zhishu is much better now. He used to drink milk four times a day. Now, one in the morning and one in the evening is enough.]

Finally, the system will give it another blow.