northernbook Chapter 800 Going Home
Chapter 800 Going Home
Ayaka Kamisato: Brother, aren't you being a little...
Kamisato Ayato:…………
Araki Ichito: What's the meaning of this video? What did they do to me? Do I look that effeminate? And... what's the point of this video today?!
Hisaki Shinobu: …………
Kujo Sara: LOL...
D'Artagnan: Hahaha, so that's why I have to pay extra.
Qi Fu: My two brothers-in-law, hahaha!
Krystalla: So the entire video was just a setup for that final scene?
Lisa: Hehehe! What else?
Aikefei: It's basically always like this; they all end up killing people.
Krystra: I'm speechless.
Kaiya: You know what, with that guy's looks, he could actually charm a lot of men if he wore a maid outfit, after all, he's not very tall.
Qi Fu: Hahahaha
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Jingyuan: Crossdress, Flight Attendant, hahaha
Sora: Who wants to wear women's clothes?!
Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha
Yae no Miko: However, I prefer Ying's slap, which left our brother-in-law speechless and afraid to retaliate.
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Ying: Pfft, hahahahaha
Linnie: Why did I see myself?
Linni: Are all men with sisters this miserable?
Lynette: Hmm? ←_←
Linni: !!! !!!
Ayato Kamisato: Thankfully, Ayaka wouldn't treat me like that in real life, but this video is too funny. What if people think I have really unusual interests?
Ayaka Kamisato: Brother, how about I contact Father and Mother and arrange a marriage for you?
Ayato Kamisato: Wh...what? No, no, I haven't met anyone I like yet.
Ayato Kamisato: Instead of finding one for me, why don't you and your brother-in-law have one yourselves? I'm thinking of traveling around every day, living a carefree and happy life like Mr. Zhongli.
Walnut: ←_← Are you going to be like Zhongli, asking your nephew for money every day and becoming a spendthrift?
Ayato Kamisato: Isn't this what every man dreams of?
Walnut: ←_← Then you'd better prepare to get a beating from your nephew.
Zhongli: …………
Ayaka Kamisato: Brother, even if I don't care, I still have to tell Father and the others what you just said.
Ayato Kamisato: Wh...what?! Sis, no! If you tell them, they'll slap me across the face! No!
Ayato Kamisato: Wow, Father really messaged me, oh no!
Kagemoto: Hmm, the Ayato has sunk!
Ayaka Kamisato: I haven't had a chance to show them yet.
Sambo: Looks like the two elders of the Kamisato family are going to question Ayato about his hobbies, lest some tragic family misfortune occur, hahaha.
Araki Ichito: Wait, I'm the biggest victim here! Nobody's speaking up for me, and why do I feel like Mamoru and the others are looking at me strangely?
Araki Ichito: Shinobu, come help me!
Hisaki Shinobu: Get lost...
Araki Ichito: Ah…………
Fireworks: Hahahaha
Gold dust: Hahahaha
D'Artagnan: But speaking of which, isn't the girl in this video too shrewd and too cunning?
Puppet: Why do I feel like this is something she's capable of doing?
Columbia: Hmm, so that's what Sandonier thinks of me?
Puppet: That's right, it's you. And hurry up and steal their men, that way you can go back to the moon. (Rolls eyes)
Columbia: Sandone, how did you know I was leaving the Fools recently?
Puppet: Huh?
D'Artagnan: Wait, you're leaving the Fools? You're not going to be an Executor anymore?
Columbia: Well, I didn't do anything while I was with the Fools, and the deal is almost done, so why can't I leave?
Servant: Has the Queen agreed?
Columbia: Although there were still some things I wanted to... no, I should say requests... but she agreed, and she herself said there was no reason to refuse my departure.
Lauma: …………
puppet:…………
Columbia: @Ying, @Kong, @Qifu, in today's video, they said there's your spaceship on the moon. Will you go to find that spaceship?
Sora: Of course we'll go. If it's really there, we'll go take a look. After all, it's my and Ying's spaceship.
Ying: Although this spaceship is useless to us now, it's good to get it back.
Paimon: Why is it no longer useful?
Ying: Duh, I can already travel through the universe with my physical body, what do I need a spaceship for? Can a spaceship even match the speed at which Qi Fu took us?
Paimon: Uh, that's true!
Empty: @Columbia, you're not thinking of asking if you can come along when we go to the moon, are you?
Columbia: Hmm, is that alright?
Columbia: I've wanted to go home for a long time. Even before this video, I had already decided to come to you to take me back, which is why I resigned from my post before the Queen. I'm willing to pay any price.
Clown: That's true, Columbia told me that too.
Lauma: Kutar!!!
Captain: Going home, that's such a tempting word!
Ying: @Qifu, what do you think?
Qi Fu: What else can I say? There's just one thing I don't understand.
Ying: What is it?
Qi Fu: Does the word "going home" also come at a price?
Coral Palace Heart Sea: Hehe, indeed, when has the word "going home" ever required a price?
Colombia: ? ? ?
Su Chang: I don't quite understand. Xiao Gui Zi, did you understand?
Gui Naifen: I think I understand, but I also think... I don't understand!
Joan of Arc: My lord means that there is no price to pay for returning home.
Artoria: Yes, Vera, that's what they mean, and that's what I think too. Helping people get home is just a simple thing to do, isn't it?
Emiya: We who came from other worlds haven't gone back yet, and we can go back whenever we want. If a god of blessings has to pay a price to help people go home, how stingy would he be?
Xing: Don't you guys just want to stay here a little longer?
Cú Chulainn: I won't be able to catch so many kinds of fish back home. I have to catch all the fish in the universe first.
Gold dust: Fish for it all? Cú Chulainn, you might as well just live here permanently.
Cú Chulainn: Since Emiya isn't going back, I'm not going back either.
Emiya: If the dog won't leave, I won't leave either.
Cú Chulainn: You ￥＊＆$
Silver Wolf: You guys are exploiting a bug here!
Linnie: So, Lady Columbia can go home without paying any price, right?
Cetalli: Isn't that obvious? We're going the same way anyway, it's just giving one more person a ride.
Columbia: @Qifu, thank you
Qi Fu: No need, it was just something I did.
System: Sigh, time to go home.
Xi Lian: System? Why are you sighing?
System: It's nothing. I just wanted to say that that home might not be the home she imagined.
Colombia: ? ? ?
Puppet: What does that mean?
System: It's too much trouble for me to explain. She'll understand on her own once she goes up there!
Columbia: …………
Xi Lian: Na Ying, when are you going? Today?
Ying: Columbia, can you leave the Fools now?
Columbia: It's possible, but it would consume a large amount of power at once, unlike the slow depletion we had recently.
Ying: Power depletion? That's easy. If you're in a hurry to go back, we can go today. If not, you can go after you've packed up. Anyway, I don't think anyone will go to the moon to look for our spaceship.
At this moment, somewhere in winter, Columbia looked at the words in the group, remained silent for a few seconds, and then made up her mind.
Columbia: If you really intend to go today, then wait for me a moment. I'll go find the Queen now and finalize my deal with her in one go.
After sending that message in the group chat, Columbia closed her eyes again and immediately headed towards the Queen's Palace.
On her way to the Queen's palace, Columbia also remembered the words the system had just said in the group chat.
"Is the moon not the home I imagined?"
"Isn't my home on the moon?"
"why?"
"Hmm... never mind, let's just do as it says and go up to take a look, then we'll understand!"