northernbook Chapter 356: Too Much Quack
Chapter 356: Too Much Quack
Chapter 356: Too Much Quack
Just as Matsuda Jinpei was shocked and saddened by his best friend's split personality, he saw Hagiwara Kenji with his arm on his shoulder, looking thoughtful: "I heard from Komorobushi that Kofuruya has five split personalities, including his main personality, which makes six in total."
Jinpei Matsuda crossed his arms and glanced sideways. So what?
Hagiwara Kenji coughed lightly, his eyes beginning to shift. He hesitated, then covered his face with his hands and whispered, "Xiao Zhenping, do you think any of those five people are Ji Jun?"
Matsuda Jinpei's eyes widened in horror, as if thunder had exploded in his head. He looked at his friend in astonishment, and when he opened his mouth, he choked on his saliva and started coughing violently.
Hagiwara Kenji quickly slid his hand behind his back and patted him gently, his voice half worried and half complaining: "Look at you, you're such a grown man, and you still choked on your saliva. Xiaoguang is better than you."
Speaking of Xiaoguang, Hagiwara Kenji patted his friend on the back and said fantastically: "Come to think of it, Xiaoguang could be one of Kofukuya's personalities, right?"
He paused, then looked at You Xunran with sparkling eyes and said, "I have an idea."
Matsuda Jinpei's face flushed from coughing. After barely recovering, he gasped and waved his hands to stop him, saying, "No, don't even think of that!"
I can't bear it!
Hagiwara Kenji pressed his hands down, his eyebrows raised slightly, his smile bright and full of vitality: "Look, Kofuku has six personalities, one for the original body and one for Hikari. Uh, did Komorobuchi include Hikari in the six personalities he mentioned? Forget it, let's just pretend he didn't."
He rubbed his hands together and chuckled, "There are still five personalities left. What if we secretly obtained the organization's cloning and mind-jumping technology, and gave each of Kougu's personalities a body, wouldn't Kougu be cured without any medicine?"
Jinpei Matsuda's gaze was fixed, full of disbelief, and he was stunned by his friend's train of thought.
"I'm shocked! Hagi, although you don't have any medical skills, your idea is very bold." Matsuda Jinpei marveled, circling around his friend, "I didn't expect you have the potential to be a mediocre doctor. Mr. Mori Ogai, who treated beriberi in Japan, would probably be impressed by you."
Hagiwara Kenji complained with a smile, "Koujinpei is going too far. Mr. Mori Ogai cured beriberi and killed 30,000 soldiers and Emperor Meiji. I dare not compare myself to him."
Jinpei Matsuda: What? Do you still want to kill Furuya?
"Hagi."
"what's wrong?"
"Teacher Jin Jin will go see the doctor soon. Boss Jing and I will just accompany him. You wait outside."
"Why? I also want to accompany Xiao Xiangya."
"I'm afraid you'll affect the psychiatrist."
"..."
The two men started fighting at the hospital entrance and were almost carried out by the security guards.
When it was completely dark, the lights in the hospital dimmed. The psychologist they had arranged to meet was still waiting patiently, which made both of them feel a little embarrassed.
At this time, Zhu Fujingguang's car finally arrived.
Before the car came to a complete stop, Fūya Rei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly changed his expression: "Hiro, brake quickly! You're going to hit someone!!"
Zhu Fujing was bewildered. The car had actually stopped, but it just didn't stop steadily.
Shouldn't it hit anyone?
The old man walks faster than he drives now.
But he still stepped on the brakes immediately.
I don't have any other thoughts, I'm just afraid of being blackmailed.
We finally managed to get Zero to see a doctor, and we can't be delayed any longer.
What if the traffic police were alerted and a few familiar colleagues showed up...
Zhu Fu Jingguang shuddered and looked outside in panic, his expression suddenly freezing.
He saw at a glance the two wronged people stuck outside the car window!
Zhu Fujingguang was silent for a moment, then smiled gently. He lowered the car window and looked at the two of them dimly: "Zhen Ping, Yan Er, are you trying to scam me?"
Why did you step on the brakes? You should have stepped on the accelerator!
Matsuda Jinpei straightened up with a red face, and pulled Xiao Xunran off, saying awkwardly, "No, no, Hagi and I were just anxious to come pick you up."
He glanced at the blond colleague who was about to get off the car and asked tentatively, "Is this the Guardian?"
Fūya Rei's closed eyes curved, and his voice held the youthful exuberance of youth: "It's okay if you don't call me by my code name. I don't mind."
I heard that each of these people cares a lot about their own name and sense of existence: "..."
Are you so unique even when you are sick?
Furiya Rei opened the car door and got out. He tilted his head and glanced at the hospital name beside him. A strange look appeared on his face for a moment, and he asked, "Hagiwara, I heard that you helped me find this psychiatrist. What's the name of the hospital he's in now?"
Zhu Fu Jingguang looked at him silently. Zero could see it, so why was he asking others?
Don't you want to be exposed?
Hagiwara Kenji really thought his friend couldn't see him anymore. He said dutifully, "This is Beihua Yakushino Hospital. The doctor I'm meeting is Dr. Fudo Kyosuke from the Department of Psychiatry. He's a very elegant and easygoing man, and his medical skills are very good."
Jianggu Ling: "..."
"What's wrong, Xiao Yugu?" Hagiwara Kenji noticed that his mood was a little strange and asked curiously. He moved his feet and blocked his route to leave.
Holding the cane, Furuya Rei clearly saw his little move and took a deep breath. He said with a forced smile, "Hagiwara, are you sneaking around and stealing a chicken?"
Kenji Hagiwara's mouth twitched as he was confronted by this childhood friend right after they met.
Matsuda Jinpei looked up at the sky and the ground, but finally, under the attack of his friend's pitiful eyes, he was rescued: "Okay, let's go in quickly, the doctor has been waiting for a long time."
"..."
"Come on, you golden-haired bastard, I'm talking about you."
Fūya Rei was as silent as a wall in the hospital, steadfast and unmoved.
Matsuda Jinpei scratched his hair, making the messy curls even more frantic, and asked in an angry tone, "Are you regretting coming to see the doctor?"
Furuya Rei denied: "No, I was thinking——"
He smiled at the group and said, "In the 20s in the West, Moniz and Freeman used hammers, nails, and ice picks to remove frontal lobotomies to treat patients."
"Then what tools will Doctor Fenghu use to treat me?"
other people:"!!"
Kenji Hagiwara felt uneasy. Could the Guardian be having a seizure?
He asked cautiously, "For example?"
Furuya Rei strode into the hospital and replied with a cheerful smile, "Like scalpels, Browning M1910 pistols, flashlights, and knives."
"I'm really looking forward to the day when Dr. Fuuto wins the Nobel Prize in Medicine."
Matsuda Jinpei subconsciously glanced at You Xunran. What was going on? He suddenly felt that there were too many quack doctors he had heard of today.
There are too many slots but no mouth.