northernbook Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Two flowers bloom, one branch for each, one family is happy and the other is sad.
If Lu Mo's life can be said to be in dire straits, then the life of the adjutant? It can be said that since the chief got married, he has fallen into the abyss.
——In the past, he thought he was already at the bottom of the insect life,? Now he found that he still had room to descend.
"Ugh."
"Ugh."
The office was originally very spacious,? This was originally a place for seven Zergs to work.But right now, countless file folders are stacked from the ground to the ceiling, filling the entire office to the brim.
This is actually a very dangerous place. If there is a little spark accidentally, the flammable paper will be ignited in an instant, and then all the work will have to start all over again.
After lighting five fires within three months, Ling finally got rid of the habit of smoking under the mournful eyes of the adjutant, and changed to chewing cigarettes dryly.
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"My lord, why didn't you say that to them?"
The cloaked bug sat quietly on the windowsill, his legs dangling in the air.He pointed out the adjutant's contradiction: "That's not what you just said."
"Gaji—"
The tip of the pen in the adjutant's hand drew a long trace on the document. Seeing that another text was wasted, he took a deep breath.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, who is in a hurry?
"You don't understand, it's called euphemism." The adjutant changed a document, and said calmly, "What do you know, you little bastard?"
"Humph."
Xiaochong put his elbows on his knees, put his hands on his cheeks and said, "If His Excellency Lu Mo was here, he would definitely say it with full style, in front of those stubborn old females."
His silver pupils were shining, as if he was imagining the scene of Lu Mo domineering and domineering.
Thinking about it, he sighed again: "I miss Your Excellency Lu Mo so much."
The adjutant buried his head in his pen and wrote, "Since I took over you for the past seven days,? You have said it at least 27 times every day."
Xiao Chong hung his head dejectedly, extremely frustrated.
He really missed His Excellency Lu Mo.
After a while, a communication device flew over and landed directly in Xiao Chong's arms.He picked up the communicator and looked at the back of the adjutant for no reason.
"There are a lot of news about your Lord Lu Mo on the Internet, you go and see, don't bother me anymore."
Xiaochong held the communicator in surprise, and said sweetly: "You are such a good worm, I express my joy to you with the first falling dandelion!"
adjutant:"……"
He glanced at Xiao Chong strangely, not knowing where he learned this way of speaking.
Although Xiaochong has never used a communication device before, relying on the cub's exuberant curiosity and strong concentration, after playing with it for more than ten minutes, he actually understood it.
On the evening news, Lu Mo only appeared for 1 minute, but the 1-minute video has been completely edited out, and the number of views instantly climbed to hundreds of millions. It's just too much.
In the video, the male worm with a rather unfriendly expression stiffly compared his heart to the camera: "Did you act bravely today?"
Xiaochong raised the communicator high, jumped to the ground excitedly, whirled around in a circle, and then fell to the ground with a snap: "Your Excellency Lu Mo is equally handsome today!"
There are obviously not a few Zerg who have the same idea as him.
【did you see it!Your Excellency Lu Mo has a stinky face, he must be very unwilling, but he has overcome all difficulties and dangers, and still shows his heart to me.Look at this angle, he framed me in his heart, he has me in his heart, Lu Mo and I stick together! ! 】
[He didn't!He is willing!I saw him on TV today, rounding off I married him! 】
[Don't say it, I thought Lu Mo was ugly at first, but the more you look at it, the more interesting it becomes.Hey, he is really special...]
【You're just greedy for his grade A male, but it doesn't matter, I'm greedy too! ! 】
Xiao Chong happily carried the communicator into his arms, rolled on the ground, and rolled to the feet of the adjutant.So he wiped the excited tears on the hem of the adjutant's clothes.
The adjutant looked at the documents waiting to be processed in the room, and then glanced at Xiaochong: "..."
Please spare him, please.
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Lu Mo sneezed.
He poked the system: [Are you secretly scolding me? 】
【You really slandered me. 】The system said coldly, 【I scold you, do you need to do it secretly? 】
The system quickly browsed the news on the Internet, collecting data at a rate of tens of terabytes per second. The more it read, the more anxious it became, the more angry it became, and finally it simply broke the link.
It said angrily: 【This is the first time I have seen such a capable host like you. I have been away for less than three days, and you have made yourself to this point.Incomprehensible! 】
Lu Mo said kindly: [Yeah, thanks to you, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do. 】
The system didn't seem to expect him to be so honest all of a sudden, and a series of accusations just stopped him like that.
Lu Mo sighed: [System, system, what would I do without you, I can't live without you. 】
system:【////】
System: [Okay, okay, it seems that you are not hopeless. Since you need me so much, I will reluctantly use my experience in leading thousands of hosts to give you a hand. .You should be grateful, after all, there is no host who can treat you like this...]
At this moment, Ling pushed open the door, and the system immediately fell silent.
It is impossible for Ling to notice the existence of the system, but the instinct of the system keeps it silent.
"My lord, your things have arrived."
In Ling's hand is a small black device. If you don't look carefully, you may think it is a headset.
In fact, this is the psychic connector all Zerg need to enter the virtual battle zone.
When Lu Mo was fiddling with the connector, Ling asked, "Xiong Lord, how did you think of this?"
Lu Mo didn't raise his head, and said casually: "I happened to see it, it's just boring."
"I see……"
Ling quietly sat on the chair, crossed her legs, and narrowed her eyes.
When he woke up that day, Lu Mo thought he didn't see it, but in fact he saw it clearly.Lu Mo registered as a referee in the virtual battle zone, and Ling even remembered his number clearly.
The purpose of establishing the virtual war zone was initially to alleviate the mental sea problem of the female bug.Without the male psychic power to guide them, the spiritual sea will soon fall into a frenzy, shortening their lifespan.
After all, female insects cannot actively use mental power, even if they are born with an extremely large spiritual sea.
But when they entered the virtual battle zone, every time they fought, they were passively sorting out the spiritual sea.Although it is much less efficient than the male worm's grooming, it effectively delays the mental sea rage problem of the female worm.
Later, the Zerg found that this kind of virtual battle can effectively improve their abilities, so it spread widely and developed countless ways.
Including: Improve combat ability.
Army selection.
Duel betting.
Wait, wait, and so on.
However, the registration of males in the battle zone, especially the referee, has one and only one purpose.
I want to pick out a suitable female and marry him as a female attendant.
……
The male finally fiddled with the linker according to the instructions, and lay on the bed and entered the virtual battle zone.
He closed his eyes and relaxed, as if he had simply fallen asleep.
Curly short black hair fluffed around his face, weakening his sharpness.
The night outside was thick, and Ling looked at Lu Mo with his chin in his hand, his silver eyelashes drooping slightly.
He turned his face slightly, revealing a section of fair neck from the open neckline, which was covered with dark red marks, extending along the neck into the collar.
It's been a long, long time...
Ling finally stood up from the chair.He came to the bed, knelt down on one knee, and took off his gloves.
Holding Lu Mo's face weakly with calloused fingers, Ling lowered his head, and his long silver hair fell on Lu Mo's body.
When he looked at this face, his red eyes changed several times. The deep love was wrapped in a paranoid light, rolling into a huge vortex, which seemed to swallow everything.
Ling rubbed the tip of his nose against Lu Mo's cheek, and smiled softly.
The laughter was as light as a gust of wind, and quickly disappeared into the night.
The author has something to say: the old rules, less than [-] words, and the second update in the middle of the night.
小可爱们可以第二天早上起来再看_(:з」∠)_感谢在2021-07-02?22:57:46~2021-07-03?23:02:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Chujiu? 1;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Sweet Rice, 47964649? 2; Shen Mohe, Iori Naxie, Plush Control, Xiao Jiuxi, Qingran, Yi Xiaodiao? 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：slxy?69瓶；沈墨什么?55瓶；52polly?30瓶；一清酒?20瓶；飘啊飘阿飘?16瓶；瑶繇系、譬如人间烟火色、你没有脑子、今天你头发乱了吗？、岸芷汀兰、上善若水、浮云日千里?10瓶；红漆椅子?9瓶；然也、天蝎子、不喜、月上柳梢、42840594?5瓶；本I?3瓶；风中的云、摘叶飞花只为你、墨羽轻尘?2瓶；公主殿下小可爱、？、囡囡、淇淇、麒麒、闲人一个、布丁、莳玖、宁汐寻?1瓶；
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