northernbook Chapter 145 You Become a Fat Woman First
Chapter 145 You Become a Fat Woman First
Yang Jianwu prepared the ingredients and first brought the barbecue grill and charcoal to the yard. Pu Yangxuan saw this and, being very perceptive, took them from her.
"You should have called me for this kind of work. Don't tire yourself out. Here, give it to me!"
Yang Jianwu's lips unconsciously curled up, "Then you take the stove over and start a fire, I'll go get the ingredients!"
"okay!"
The tender meat skewers sizzled under the "kiss" of the charcoal fire, gradually changing color to a golden brown. The aroma of the grilled meat was irresistible! The meat sizzled as it grilled, and a drop of hot oil slowly slid down the plump meat. It smelled delicious. Puyang Xuan picked up a skewer and started eating it before the seasoning was even added.
"Sword Dance, this is so delicious!"
"You little glutton, I haven't even sprinkled on the essential seasoning yet! Add these ingredients and it'll make you drool!"
"Then hurry up and eat! I've never had such delicious meat skewers before!"
"Okay, but these pure meat skewers are mine, and the ones with vegetables are yours!"
Pu Yangxuan then noticed that there were two kinds of meat skewers on the large tray: one was meat only, and the other was skewered with vegetables and fruits mixed in. They looked very nice!
"Sword Dance puts a lot of thought into it; even the meat skewers are skewered so beautifully."
Yang Jianwu chuckled inwardly. The meat skewers mixed with vegetables looked good and had a richer texture, but the only downside was that they weren't as satisfying as pure meat skewers! Just thinking about the taste of that meat made her swallow hard.
"The meat skewers are ready!"
"Thanks for your hard work!"
Puyang Xuan took the meat skewers and began to eat heartily. They were so delicious, but not as satisfying as the meat skewers from before!
"Sword Dance, could you get me two skewers of pure meat?"
Yang Jianwu shook her head vigorously, "No, no, I like to eat meat!"
"Then why did you bring me fruits and vegetables?"
"You said moderation in eating and drinking! So we can't just eat meat!"
"Uh... is karma really that fast?"
Pu Yangxuan chewed on the meat skewers with fruit and vegetables in his mouth. They were quite delicious, but he still really wanted to eat pure meat...
Taking advantage of Yang Jianwu's inattention, they quickly grabbed a few skewers of meat to exchange!
"You stinky Ah Xuan!! Give me back my meat!"
Pu Yangxuan held the meat skewers high in his hand, saying, "Girls shouldn't eat too much meat, it'll make you fat!"
"I'm not afraid of getting fat! Give it to me, give it to me!"
Yang Jianwu is considered tall among women. Standing next to Puyang Xuan, she only reaches his chest. Even when she stands on tiptoe and with the length of her arms, she still can't reach him!
"Ah Xuan! You're bullying me!!"
"I'm innocent! I wouldn't dare! I just wanted to give you a balanced diet..."
"Why does Liangyan show you books on food all the time?!"
Yang Jianwu couldn't reach it, so she grabbed Puyang Xuan's arm. As the arm bent, the height naturally decreased...
"Hi……"
Before Yang Jianwu could even reach the meat skewers, Puyang Xuan deliberately stretched out his arm and spun around, lifting Yang Jianwu up and suspending her in the air as he spun around...
"You stinky Ah Xuan, you did that on purpose!"
"For your health, I'll just have to eat these meat skewers!"
"Just say you want some, don't be so indecisive..."
What does "tea" mean?
"Don't tell you!"
"Then I'll speed up!"
"Ah~ You dare!!"
The two of them laughed and joked, filling the entire courtyard...
After the state banquet, Mo Ye went to the Imperial Study with Emperor Dongli to explain the matter of Liuli. It was a bit late when he left the palace. He was eager to share the joy of the state banquet with Xiao Wu'er. He didn't know if she was asleep or not. After hesitating for a long time, he decided to go to Huashuiyuefang.
I heard from Liang Yan that she and Pu Yangxuan were having a barbecue in the courtyard. When I came to the courtyard, I saw the two of them playing around. Pu Yangxuan usually gives people the feeling of being charming and cold, but he is always gentle with Xiao Wu'er...
"What are you doing?"
Seeing that Mo Ye had also abandoned the meat skewers, Yang Jianwu released Puyang Xuan's arm and said angrily, "Eat if you want, but be careful not to turn into a fat pig!"
"I eat less meat than you, so if anything happens, you'll be the first to become a fat woman..."
Pu Yangxuan blurted out the wrong thing, only realizing his mistake after he finished speaking. "Um, not sword dance, I meant..."
"Puyang Xuan, you're asking for it!!"
Enraged, Yang Jianwu grabbed a broom from the corner of the wall and chased Puyang Xuan all over the yard.
A surge of jealousy welled up in Mo Ye's chest. Did they think he was dead?!
As Yang Jianwu passed by, he grabbed her around the waist, saying, "I'll fight for you!"
A duel between masters is often a whirlwind. Yang Jianwu, worried that the barbecue would be ruined, ran to the barbecue grill to protect it, saying, "If you two want to fight, go fight over there, don't destroy my barbecue!"
The two simply abandoned their internal energy and moved to the other side of the courtyard to fight.
Once Yang Jianwu confirmed that the barbecue area was safe, he sat behind the grill and watched the two compete while eating skewers.
"Wow~ a hand-to-hand fight! I wonder who will win? It's really exciting!"
Yang Jianwu ate a skewer of meat, mmm~ so delicious, and with no one to take it from her, she was extremely satisfied!
"Ah Xuan, hold on! Brother Ye is attacking!"
"Brother Ye, watch out for the side! Ah Xuan's attack angle is too tricky!"
"Ouch, don't your hands hurt...?"
Yang Jianwu covered her face, unable to bear to look...