northernbook Chapter 86: Dean, do you want to take a ride?
Chapter 86: Dean, do you want to take a ride?
Dai Mubai leaned his back on the wooden door, listening to Xu Xia's argument. It seemed reasonable at first, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Ma Hongjun looked at Xu Xia with eyes full of admiration, secretly thinking that he is indeed a little brother, but his words are different. It is obviously a dirty thing, but it is just artistically processed, just like doing a good deed.
I don't have Oscar's good looks, and I don't have Dai Mubai's shamelessness. If I can learn this art of speaking, will I still worry about not having girls in the future?
Look at the outstanding classmate Xiaoxia, it has only been a day and she is already hugging her from left to right.
At this moment, Ma Hongjun imagined a bright future, and everything would start from now on.
"Xiao Xia, I want to discuss something with you."
Ma Hongjun's little eyes blinked.
"What's the matter?"
Xu Xia asked with a casual smile.
"How about you teach me how to speak, so that I can speak as well as you?"
Ma Hongjun said expectantly.
Xu Xia was startled for a moment, and then touched her nose. Xiaoma was really discerning. She was heading towards becoming his crazy fan.
In response, Xu Xia naturally opened his arms and welcomed him in capital letters.
"Want to learn?"
"Uh-huh."
Ma Hongjun nodded decisively.
"Actually, the answer is very simple. Do you know what sincerity is? When you speak, be more sincere and less clichéd. Think more of someone else's perspective and make less blind assumptions."
Xu Xia said lightly. In fact, he was also making nonsense. However, as a time traveler of high school students, high school, especially the third year of high school, is most likely the peak period of knowledge for ordinary people in their lives.
Therefore, Xu Xia is still very literate. He knows astronomy, geography, foreign language, physics, history and geography, all of which can be learned in a matter of minutes.
In addition, Xu Xia was not the kind of nerd who studied hard in his previous life. Although he had never been in love, he had also studied the love action culture of a country next door. There was a story version and a fast-paced one-shot version. It can be said that each has its own strengths. .
Although I have never been a protagonist, I have a group of like-minded mentors and friends around me. In addition to reading, I also discuss many things.
For example, the fans of a certain popular female anchor are very licking dogs, and they are quite despised, and then they fall into the law of true fragrance.
Of course, Xu Xia will not admit that she has also bought gifts. Only free prostitution really makes people happy. This is a matter of pattern.
So when Xu Xia saw Ma Hongjun's expression, he immediately understood that he was about to lick himself!
However, Ma Hongjun's consciousness is not high at all. He has said a lot of truth, concisely and concisely, and goes straight to his heart. He doesn't even know how to exchange gifts, and he doesn't even look at his own level. It's just a waste of money. Xiaoma, you are a man of the law. enough?
"Although I didn't understand it very well, I still thank you, Xiaoxia. I'll invite you to Mr. Tangdou's ramen shop later to eat ramen. As long as you don't order the Imperial Ramen Set, you can eat the rest as you like."
Ma Hongjun was stunned for more than ten seconds, and then said with a confused expression. It seemed that his brain was a little weak.
Xu Xia was surprised. She had made a mistake. It turned out that Brother Xiao Ma was quite enlightened. Although the ramen noodles were not valuable, free prostitution made people happy!
"Brother Ma, why are you so embarrassed?"
Xu Xia politely refused.
"It's okay, that's right. Xiaoxia, you call me Brother Xiaoma. Hey, this title sounds very good. From now on, you can call me Brother Xiaoma. It sounds much better than Hongjun or Hongjun."
Ma Hongjun slapped his hands and decisively decided on his new nickname.
Of course, this nickname is of no use to Dai Mubai and Oscar, both of whom are older than Ma Hongjun.
"Where's Brother Xiao Ma? It's easier to shout, but Brother Xia is still better."
Ning Rongrong smiled sweetly. Anyway, she didn't know why now, but she just felt that no matter what Xu Xia did, it was right.
At this moment, the carriage suddenly stopped suddenly, and everyone in the carriage tilted forward due to inertia.
Zhu Zhuqing, who was sitting on the left, had her whole body touching Xu Xia's body, especially the round area on her body that had not yet been fully developed. It was soft and very comfortable.
Xu Xia's right side bumped into Ning Rongrong's delicate body. It felt so good.
Sister Bingshan on the left, pure and sweet little cotton-padded jacket on the right, the temporary peak of life.
However, there can be nothing substantial about the yin and yang in the mind. The 12-year-old boy can't control his head and can't even think about what to do.
"Boss Dai, what's going on with you?!"
Ma Hongjun shouted, opposite him, Xu Xia was sitting and enjoying the blessings of everyone, but next to him was Tang San, so it would be nice to have two brothers.
On the contrary, Xiao Wu and Tang San were closely together.
There were obviously three men and three women in the carriage, but he was suddenly single. Who could he ask to reason with?
Dai Mubai's expression froze, because in front of him, a person who shouldn't be here appeared!He shouted guiltily:
"Dean, dean, why are you here..."
Dean! ! !
These two words appeared in everyone's ears, and they were all shocked. Then, everyone's eyes turned to Xu Xia again.
Xu Xia's mouth twitched and she stepped on her horse, knowing that this was the case. There was no way. Since he decided to be their soul mentor, he always had to bear some burdens that he should not bear at his age.
Xu Xia lifted the car curtain and walked out of the carriage, and saw Dai Mubai being scolded by the mother chicken like a chicken that had made a mistake.
"Everyone get down here!"
Flanders had a dark face, as if he could squeeze out ink just by squeezing.
Flanders was furious. He shouted and followed the previous agreement, controlled his strength and ran all the way to track these little guys. Unexpectedly, not only did they not run back as he asked, but they also got on the carriage so elegantly. !
He was acting like a bitch just now. Why did he concentrate his soul power to eavesdrop on what these boys were saying in the carriage from a distance? Especially Xu Xia, the little bastard, said he was crazy and saved the aunt who lost her footing and the grandma who lost her footing!
This is too much!
Auntie can have it, but grandma certainly can't. He is a saint of souls in Flanders. Is he so inhumane?How could it be possible that even grandma would not be spared?unrealistic!It's just nonsense. Although aunt will eventually become grandma as she grows older, it is not a concept at all.
He also taught Ma Hongjun not to make blind assumptions, but Ma Hongjun actually believed it!Where is the brain you promised?Fortunately, he had been teaching him carefully in the past few years, but within a day, Xu Xia was taken to the ditch.
Xu Xia naturally saw Flanders' irritation, but he was not afraid at all. He believed that it was reliable to reach out and not hit the smiling man.
He jumped out of the car, waved his hands with a smile on his face, a look of surprise on his face, and said with a smile:
"Dean, what a coincidence that you are here too. Do you want a ride? We can give you a ride for free, and it's not safe to walk alone at night."