northernbook Chapter 238 Half-year deadline, return!
Chapter 238 Half-year deadline, return!
"and then?"
Dugu Bo frowned and asked.
If you can really fight against an opponent of equal strength, you can make the opponent slow down his body movements.
So, it does have a lot of use.
When masters fight, they compete for a very short time difference, especially opponents of equal strength.
However, Tang San's appearance suggested that he hadn't finished speaking yet.
Tang San smiled faintly and continued:
"After two guts collide, hundreds of bone-transforming magical needles inside will burst out. This kind of magical needle is specially designed to break the Gang Qi, which is the soul power barrier. It is extremely poisonous!
As long as one is stabbed, the poison will spread quickly, and wherever it touches, it will turn into bones like cotton! "
"Iron gall is the mother, poison is the son, what a good mother and son to pursue the soul and kill the gall!
Not bad, not bad, Xiaosan, that’s okay. I didn’t expect you to be able to create such a thing. I don’t know how your brain grew.
Since you want to honor me, no matter how much one pair is enough, you must come up with a hundred and eighty pairs to honor me. "
Tang San rolled his eyes and said angrily:
"Old Poisoner, you think these are jelly beans, and you're still paying a hundred and eighty. I only made a pair in total. I just did an experiment on you. Who told you not to believe it!"
"What! There's only one pair! Why don't you even try it? Just tell me clearly, can't you?"
Dugu Bo was furious, such a good treasure was wasted by Tang San!
"Hey, old poisoner, why don't you believe it yourself? So, let your seeing be your belief!"
Xu Xia said this deliberately with a smile.
Dugu Bo glanced at Xu Xia, looked at the guy's evil smile, and thought to himself that this must be a deliberate attempt to embarrass him!
How bad!
The terrifying soul power belonging to the Title Douluo level spread instantly, and then overwhelmingly pressed down on Xu Xia and Tang San.
"Two brats dare to play tricks on me. Very good. I will show you how powerful Titled Douluo is and give you a long memory!"
Of course, Dugu Bo didn't really want to attack Xu Xia and Tang San, he was just angry, so he deliberately taught the two little guys a lesson in this way.
Let them know what it means to respect the elderly!
"Uh! Wait! Old Poison, you don't have martial ethics and you keep bullying us in this way. Is it interesting?"
"Hmph, it's very interesting, very interesting. You two boys are just typical bad guys!"
"Stop, stop, stop. Mistress, please stop fooling the old poisonous guy, otherwise he will transform into a beast and do evil things to us. Tell him your inventory quickly."
Xu Xia didn't want to be beaten. Although her life would not be in danger, the feeling of being beaten was really unpleasant.
In contrast, he prefers to beat people up.
"Old poisoner, I actually made two pairs in total. I'm a lot of years old. Don't be so impulsive. If this continues, be careful that Brother Xia picks up your granddaughter. Once he gets it, he kicks her off and runs in front of you every day. Go complain because you caused this.”
After half a year of getting along, Tang San became more relaxed in front of Dugu Bo.
No way, with Xu Xia, a master of talking, even if Tang San only learned a little bit, he would still be very powerful.
Seeing that Dugu Bo was about to go berserk again, every time he mentioned Dugu Yan and said bad things, the two of them would be beaten anyway.
However, this time Tang San had something good to divert his target.
"then!"
With a wave of his hand, another pair of sons and daughters threw themselves at Dugu Bo.
Dugu Bo gathered his soul power, reached into the void and grabbed two small spherical objects, one large and one small.
Dugu Bo looked at the treasure in his hand and laughed heartily.
In the past six months, he had become accustomed to getting along with Xu Xia and Tang San in this way. Even though the age difference was huge, it still made him feel like he had been friends for years.
"You two bastards, that's all. For the sake of your mother and son's pursuit of souls, I won't care about you.
By the way, I remember that the Soul Master Competition is about to start, and it’s time for you to leave.
With enough experience, you will be qualified to become a titled Douluo in the future!The world outside is vast, and that’s where you should go! "
"Yes, there is no such thing as a banquet that lasts forever. In the past six months, life here has been really comfortable.
Old Poison, I remember you still owe us two things! "
Xu Xia looked at Dugu Bo and then at Binghuo Liangyiyan, who had lived with him for two years, with some reluctance.
"As long as it doesn't violate my principles as a human being, I agree."
Dugu Bo put his hands behind his back and said calmly.
Xu Xia nodded,
"Principle...well, that would be much easier to handle. You don't have any principles anyway."
The corner of Dugu Bo's mouth twitched, this bastard boy, what's the matter, they are about to be separated, and you still want to continue to anger him?
"Old poisonous creature, don't panic. Although you don't have any principles, I do. Don't worry. I've already thought about what I want you to do. You can't refuse unreasonably or regret it."
"Have you thought about it?"
Dugu Bo looked at Xu Xia's suppressed expression and had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"The second thing is that you come back to Shrek Academy with me. Don't be too busy refusing. The purpose of going to Shrek Academy is to let you be a senior consultant."
"What? No!"
"What the hell, old poisoner, you are really shameless!"
"Hmph! What I hate most in my life is being restricted and losing my freedom. This is already a matter of principle! I can't promise you!"
"Tch, who said that restricting your freedom? You can come when you want and leave when you want. It's just your name.
At least this way, when you want to see a doctor, it will be justifiable when you come to see us! "
"Uh... forget it, forget it, if it's just in name, I promise you that!"
"What about the third thing?"
At this time, Xu Xia showed a rather sly smile and said with a smile:
“My third thing was the easiest.”
Dugu Bo chuckled and expressed disbelief. Anyway, in his heart, the more Xu Xia said it was simple, the more unsure he became.
"Old monster, don't look at me like this, I'll be embarrassed."
"If you fart, let it go! Hurry!"
"Okay, but as you said, my third thing is to ask you to promise me three more things!"
Xu Xia narrowed her eyes slightly, bared her big white teeth, and spoke with a smile.
puff...
Tang San almost choked on his own saliva on the spot. What is this called?Agree to three more requests, infinite nesting dolls!
As expected of Brother Xia, he is awesome!
This kind of request can only be imagined by Xia Ge's brain circuit, and he dares to say it in front of Dugu Bo.
If it were anyone else, he would probably have to weigh whether he would be slapped to death by Dugu Bo.
"You brat, are you itchy?"
Dugu Bo's brows were twitching with black lines, his face was twitching, his hands were involuntarily clenched into fists, and he was about to go berserk.
Xu Xia decisively retreated a distance, although this distance was of no use.
"Old monster, what are you doing! One cannot break one's word. My request is very simple, right? Doesn't it violate your principles?"
"Haha, a man's mouth is a liar, especially a super invincible and powerful man!"
Xu Xia hummed,
"If you can't do it, don't agree. Look, I feel ashamed for you. I promised you with all my heart, but... oh, my heart is broken.
Next time I meet Yanyan, I will definitely teach her fighting skills. "
Dugu Bo's lungs were about to explode with anger. This could no longer be called shameless, it was absolutely shameless!
"Xiao San, you will go back alone later. Your brother Xia, I think it is necessary to keep him here. He will stay here for ten or eight years and let him seriously imagine what the third request is. "
Dugu Bo narrowed his eyes, leaving only a thin gap.
"Brother Xia, how about you change it, for example, let your senior's granddaughter marry you?"
Tang San weakly came up with ideas on the side.
"Ahem, it's better to say goodbye. He's so much older than me, so it's not a loss to me."
"You brat, I'm talking humanly, but I can guarantee that even if I let you go today, your mouth will still be swollen!"
"Haha, you unprincipled old bastard, I'll keep the third request for now and use it later! Look at how stingy you are!"
Xu Xia pouted, it was almost a joke, he was actually just trying Dugu Bo, if it was Dugu Bo, he would be willing to let him have unlimited matryoshka dolls.
It’s just that I seem to be thinking too much.
In order not to dwell on this topic any further and to ease the atmosphere, he immediately continued:
"Old monster, it's actually quite suitable for you to go to Shrek Academy. Our Shrek Academy itself is known as a monster, and you are so shameless and have such a weird temper. Isn't it a perfect match for old monster to teach little monsters? .
Think about it, have we been infinitely harmonious in our relationship over the past six months? "
"Harmony is nothing! Brat, you are telling lies with your eyes open, you are No. 1! Okay, stop talking nonsense and let's go!"
When I get to your college, I have to pick up Yanyan and let you show her. "
In this way, a group of three people walked leisurely and quickly in the forest.
Two or three hours later, they entered Tiandou City.
The original door of Lanba Academy has become the words "Shrek Academy". In addition, below these five words, there is also the signature of "Flender".
Later, Tang San tired of the guards at the door and went to make a report.
Probably more than ten minutes passed.
In front of the road where the gate extends, a group of people came out in a mighty manner.
Flanders, Liu Erlong, Yu Xiaogang, Lu Qibin, Li Yusong, Shao Xin, Zhao Wuji!
"teacher……"
Tang San shouted out first.
I haven't seen you for half a year, I miss you very much.
Xu Xia greeted everyone.
"Teachers, we are back."
Flanders and others had joy in their eyes, but when they saw Dugu Bo was there, they seemed a little wary.
"How about it, Xiaoxia, Xiaosan, he didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"