northernbook Chapter 408 Pal's Bodyguard
Chapter 408 Pal's Bodyguard
[Ding, good morning, everyone]
[Ying: I don't have any other requests, I just want the video I posted today to get some popularity.]
[Hu Tao: It was yesterday's Q&A session that made the group feel so gloomy.]
[Ding, the video of the liar being driven crazy is about to play]
【Ying: Should I play this again?】
Luo Yu: I just memorized 36 ways to eat the cupcakes.
【Funina: They are all delicious.】
The video begins with a voice: "Today our Gemini is taking on the challenge of answering scam calls. You have to say whatever you got on the poker cards."
【Ying: I'm already looking forward to it.】
【Empty:+1】
Asmodeus: +1
At the same time as the voice fell, Kong also received a call from a scammer, and Ying was sitting next to him with playing cards in her hand.
"Hello, Mr. Kong, we are from the airline. We are sorry to inform you that your flight to Liyue Harbor the day after tomorrow has been cancelled due to internal reasons at the airport."
Ying randomly draws a card from the pile of playing cards in her hand.
A 10 was drawn
“Okay, Xiaoshi (10)”
"Uh, my last name isn't Shi."
Ying drew another king from the deck.
"Okay, Xiao Wang."
The scammer didn't bother to figure out his last name, but continued: "Let me check with you, your name is Kong, right?"
[Walnut: This liar is quite conscientious, even giving up his name just to deceive people.]
【Luo Yu: Is this the spirit of craftsmanship? 】
A 2 and a J were drawn from the deck.
"No, my name is... Zou Ergou (2J)
【fluorescent:?】
Ying was laughing crazily beside him
"We are the airline customer service representative. Mr. Airline, please verify the last four digits of your ID card. Could you please tell me?"
Ying drew a 7, a 5, a 9 and an A from the deck.
"The last four digits are 759A"
"759 what?"
Kong glanced at Ying
"1"
"Look, we can rebook you for free now. Besides the day after tomorrow, which day would you like to fly?"
Ying draws a 4, a 5 and an 8
"Please book me a ticket for April 58th."
“Which number?!”
"Mr. Kong, if you don't cooperate, I can't give you the corresponding compensation!"
Ying turned over a 9, an 8 and a 6
After a while of thinking, he said: "Excuse me, I just drank (9) 86 bottles of wine."
Wendy: You're so bold! Even at my peak, I couldn't drink that much.
[Diakarapian: Why do I feel like you're quite proud?]
Wendy: Hey
"I can now compensate you an additional 500 Mora for the cancellation fee. Which payment app do you usually use?"
“I use iQiyi (271)”
"What?"
"I sent you a text message with our official website. You can click on it to claim your compensation. Okay, what will it show you after you click it?"
Ying turned over a 5, a 7, a 1 and two 8s
"Well, it shows... I'm your father? ()"
[Pal: I have younger brothers and sisters?]
[Asmodeus: Baby, this is a video, it’s fake]
[Kong: Dad only has Pal as his treasure]
"What?! This isn't our website. I'll do it for you in the background. I need your authorization. Check the text message for a six-digit verification code."
Ying draws a 5, a 6, a 2 and two 3s
""
The liar got a little angry: "You only have five people."
Ying drew out a 9, two 7s, a 6, a 2, a 3 and a 4.
"Oh, I read it wrong, it's 977 6234"
"You seven friends, do you have the six-digit verification code?"
"This time there are six people, please remember this."
Sora made a six gesture to Ying, signaling Ying to draw six cards.
"You say"
Ying draws a 1, a 3, a 4, a 9, a 6 and a King.
"clown"
"96 what?"
"Sorry, I pulled out your ID card."
The scammer hung up the phone angrily
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Hu Tao: It's a pity that we don't have telephones in Teyvat.]
[Yan Fei: Mainly because this kind of fraud is too risky. What if it lands in the hands of a deity?]
[Hutao: I feel like Zhongli is the easiest to be deceived.]
Luo Yu: I have something to announce to everyone. I just created a mobile phone for everyone and connected it to Teyvat's internet.
[Hu Tao: I thought only the system did this.]
【Luo Yu: Mainly, I want to see Zhongli get tricked.】
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Ding, reward: Ying and the beautiful girl will go on a one-month island trip]
[Ying: Ahem, just take this postgraduate entrance exam cadre (nosebleed.jpg)]
[Yaejinko: Why do I feel like you're looking forward to it? ]
【Ying: How is that possible?】
[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards. ]
[1. Give yourself, Pal, an absolutely safe and reliable bodyguard.]
【2. The island honeymoon lasts for one month.】
【Blank: 1 I choose one.】
[Ding, selection successful]
[Ding, matching bodyguards.]
[Ding, match successful, Pal's bodyguard is the newly born Luo Yu]
[Kong: Can this reward be taken back?]
【Luo Yu: When I was first born, I was actually very simple.】
[Ding, the reward has been issued and cannot be retrieved.]
[Fanes: @Luo Yu, take your clone and get as far away from Sky Island as possible.]
[Shuyu: Lord Prentis, you can bring your clone to me.]
[Ding, the most dangerous dormitory 749 video is about to play]
In a dormitory, the camera moves towards the empty space with a slight tremor.
At this time, the narrator's voice sounded: "This is Dormitory 749, one of the most dangerous dormitories in Teyvat."
The camera cuts off, Sora is lying on the bed, trying to get up but unable to because of the shaking of the quilt.
As Sora struggles, the narrator says, "In this dormitory, where dangers abound, the bite of a quilt is strong enough to devour an adult college student on his way to class."
【Ying: I can only say it’s too real.】
[Fanes: I have too little self-control. I never stayed in bed when I was in college.]
【Luo Yu: The one on the bed at that time who looked like the ruins guard was me.】
【Fanes: How do you know? 】
【Luo Yu: Isn't it easy to peek into a person's past? 】
in the early morning
The camera turned to the scene where Deinsreb was sitting on another bed, playing with his phone, looking ferocious, moving his body up and down and roaring.
"A wild man, spurred on by battle, roared."
The camera turns to Sora, who is hurriedly standing up and covering his ears with a pillow.
'Enough to perforate my eardrum'
"To survive here is undoubtedly a huge challenge"
The camera gives a helpless and somewhat funny close-up of Sora sitting up.
【Kong: Fortunately, I didn’t have a roommate like that in college. 】
[Hu Tao: Judging from the seriousness of his expression, he must be playing Naraka.]
"Hey, look"
The empty space in the toilet, accompanied by the voice of the narrator, points to the flushing port of the squat toilet.
"Below is a canyon with fast-flowing water"
He glanced at the camera and continued
"I didn't dare look down. Its diameter was about 300 millimeters."
"Every year, countless piles of feces are washed into the abyss by the turbulent water and can never climb out again."
"Pungent smell"
Sora covered his nose
"It can also cause people who come here to faint. It's really terrifying."
Sora turned and pointed to the drainpipe upstairs, and the narration began.
"Hey boy, there's a waterfall above here that's about 2,000mm high. It's really beautiful."
"But with charm comes danger"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]