northernbook Chapter 419 Novice Protection Period
Chapter 419 Novice Protection Period
The next day
[Ding, everyone, good morning! ]
Luo Yu: The track is expected to be completed today. It's better to hurry up.
Wendy: So have the specific rules been set?
[Fanes: Cannot use any force, can only rely on physical strength. ]
Luo Yu: This competition starts from Mondstadt, and will go through seven countries before returning to Mondstadt.
[Raiden Shin: How did Inazuma get through overseas? ]
Luo Yu: I've already reached the cross-sea bridge and I'm sure I can visit every country.
[Walnut: Should I say it's as expected of you?]
【Luo Yu: Oh, by the way, to make it a little different, I also added some props on it.】
[Ruotuo Dragon King: Isn't this just the Car King Contest without the cars?]
[Fannes: It's almost the same, except the props aren't that perverted.]
Wendy: I'm already looking forward to it.
[Ding, a video is about to play: the generation with the hardest life in Teyvat]
Wendy: Isn't that us? We don't have a system, and we live in fear every day.
Die Carapeian: With all due respect, when have you ever felt so nervous, besides the time you were against me?
[Fanes: What's going on with you guys? This was the hardest time for me.]
Nibelung: No one asked you to come here. You belonged to me and stayed at home. Then you came into my house, beat me half to death, and kicked me out.
[Yan Fei: Isn't this just a burglary?]
Apep: That’s it.
At the beginning of the scene, Ying complained to Zhongli: "Life is so stressful now, I don't have money to buy my wife."
Finina and Varesa appeared on both sides of Ying
“Even if I win the lottery, I don’t have enough money to buy a house to take home.”
[Funina: Who...who is the traveler's wife?]
【Varesa:（blushing.jpg）】
[Ying: Okay, I declare this video to be the closest to reality.]
【Paimon: Be more normal, aren't you planning to participate in the marathon? 】
【Ying: Yes】
"Zhongli, your generation must have been better than now, right?"
Zhongli heard this and said to Ying angrily: "I just came to Teyvat and have no household registration as an orphan."
As Zhongli spoke, he picked up his baby self and threw it away before continuing, "Nowadays, any alien can become a princess or prince."
Zhongli kept staring at Ying while saying this: "I was born with elemental power, but I had to cultivate my own divine power."
The imagined Zhongli has a white beard and is surrounded by stars and smoke.
“Now some people are getting some sleep”
The perspective turns to Ara Taki Ichito lying on the bed, curled up in the quilt, surrounded by a pile of tissues. At the same time, someone threw the Eye of the Rock God on the bed.
"Everyone can obtain the Eye of God and become a god."
【Ying: What is this for? 】
Yaejinko: I don’t know.
【Arakaki Ichito: I think I have a cold.】
Luo Yu: I might doubt other people's words, but if it were Yidou, I would definitely say it was a cold.
【Ying: This is a trust from God.】
"When I was young, I played the Demon War Hell dungeon."
In the camera, Zhongli changed into Bruce Lee's clothes, holding nunchakus and constantly attacking the enemies rushing around him.
"Now you are playing in the secret realm weekly level and treating the demon god like a dog."
The perspective switches to the Sky Island, Zhongli is wearing a divine outfit and holding a star in his hand.
"When I was young, the gods were unattainable"
At this time, the captain, Dotore, and the servant lifted Zhongli and left.
"Nowadays, even a dog on the street may have power comparable to that of a god."
[Ying: Why do I feel like Zhongli is talking about someone?]
Luo Yu: You could have just called me by my name, but Zhongli was so tactful. That's the beauty of language.
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Now that you mention it, young people nowadays have it pretty good.]
[Osel: Who says it's not? Don't you think it's a good experience to have a madman living next door who kills demons like dogs?]
“My teammates suffered heavy casualties during the campaign.”
In the perspective, Zhongli looked at the tombstones absentmindedly.
"Now you guys are eating Teyvat fried eggs until you vomit"
Zhongli picked up a Teyvat omelet and faced the camera
"I'm thousands of years old, and I'm probably still a virgin."
Zhongli said this with anger in his eyes and looked at Ying, "You are only a few hundred years old, and there are only a bunch of husbands and wives in the warehouse."
"What's so good about our generation?!"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, is this true or not?]
【In the end: Really】
Luo Yu: @Zhongli, brother, if you can't do it, you can tell me. I have a little secret recipe.
[Osel: I told you long ago that you were a liar]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Walnut: So can the Teyvat Omelette really resurrect people?]
【Luo Yu: Fake】
【Ying: Have you tried?】
【Dikarapian:Upload picture.jpg】
The picture shows a cyan countdown.
Barbara: @Luo Yu, what did you do to Lord Barbatos?
【Luo Yu: Hey】
[Ding, reward: 100 Teyvat Omelettes (with in-game effects)]
[Ying: Isn't this a perfect resurrection card?]
【Luo Yu: Rounding up, the traveler has 100 lives.】
[Ying: What do you want to do? I tell you that intentional injury is illegal.]
[Luo Yu: In this free city-state, I have the freedom to take action at any time.]
【Wendy: This freedom is for you to understand.】
[Ding, reward: Zhongli Nunchaku + Gold Soul Jade]
[Wendy: Isn't this the super disgusting Golden Soul Jade?]
Hutao: I remember Zhongli playing with a spear and a staff.
Zhongli: Actually, I have some experience with all weapons.
【Luo Yu: But I remember that all your weapons seemed to be at the maximum level.】
【Gui Zhong: Okay, you're playing behind my back again.】
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Ding, the video "The Clown is Me 2.0" is about to play]
【Ying: It's great to see everyone's clown behavior again.】
[Luo Yu: My advice is to take a look at the melon before eating it, just in case it's yours.]
【Ying: Are you kidding? How could I behave like a clown?】
Luo Yu: So maybe I'm the one wanted even though I didn't steal the piano, or maybe I'm the one wanted even though I didn't do anything, or maybe I'm the one who went to jail for eating a piece of cake?
【Ying: You're talking a bit too much.】
Kong was standing at the gate of the community in his security uniform. When Mona came over, Kong immediately stood still and said, "Welcome home."
"newcomer?"
"Um"
Mona laughed secretly: "Oh~ Young people should choose the right track. How much Mora can you earn as a security guard in a month?"
"More than 20,000 Moras!"
Mona dressed up as a clown and walked away with a clown smile
Kaiya came out and said, "Hey, young man, although you can earn Morado, it's not stable."
Seeing Sora was surprised, Kaia smiled secretly, "Unlike me, I will have a regular job in three years."
“I have a plan.”
Kaia dressed up as a clown and walked with Mona
Xingqiu came over and said, "Your job is good, but it's hard for a girl to like you when you look like this."
Seeing Kong's astonishment, Xingqiu grinned and picked up his phone: "I added a girl's V this morning."
Asmodeus: Good, good, good (murderous intent revealed.jpg)
[Ying: I hope this video doesn’t bring trouble to my brother]
Asmodeus ran over and threw himself into Sora's arms: "Honey, how long will it take for you to get off work?"
【Pal: It’s my mother】
Asmodeus: Why does this video show everything? (blushing.jpg)
[Ying: I didn’t eat lunch, how come I’m full now? ]
Yaejinko: I didn't add sugar to my tea, why is it so sweet?
[Fanes: I didn't eat shit this afternoon, why is it so disgusting?]
He leaned his head on Sora's shoulder.
Xingqiu changed into a clown costume and walked with the two people in front.
Suddenly, Kong heard a cry. He turned around and saw a rich man hugging a tree and crying: "I failed in my business venture."
Kong grinned and stepped forward to comfort her: "Don't be sad, I failed in my business too, you see I'm doing well now."
He adjusted his hat.
"No, my dad said that if my business fails, I have to go back and inherit the 500 billion Mora fortune."
Sora put on a clown costume and caught up with the three people in front.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Tartaria: Pan Zi, it turns out you are a rich second generation. ]
[Rich Man Pantalone: If you still believe the video]
[Yuan Shang: A mere 500 billion, we in the Abyss Cult can still come up with it.]
[Pal: Mom, why does Dad wear this kind of makeup? ]
【Asmodeus: Baby, don't imitate your father.】
【Paer:Okay】
[Ding, reward: Mona's Art of Evolution]
[The Art of Evolution, the most powerful method of calculation, can deduce the secrets of heaven when practiced to perfection.]
[Mona: This is much more useful than water divination.]
[Luo Yu: This is my good brother’s famous skill]
【Ying:Who】
[Luo Yu: Mo Liang, also known as the Third Heavenly Dao mentioned by the system]
【Mona: No wonder it feels so strong.】
[Ding, reward Kaeya with a random five-star weapon]
[Ding, extracting.]
[Ding, congratulations to Kaeya for winning the Gold Edition of Convincing People with Reason]
【Ying: I think this is a three-star weapon.】
[Luo Yu: What if this is a gold version inlaid with diamonds? ]
Rich Man Pantalone: My assessment is that the collection value is greater than the intrinsic value.
【Kaia: At least it can be sold at a good price.】
[Ding, reward: Xingqiu's 365 sets of women's clothing]
[Xingqiu: Is this really a reward?]
[Hu Tao: Of course not? After all, you are the second daughter of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce.]
【Xingqiu:……】
[Ding, reward to the wealthy Pantalone, covering all expenses for this Teyvat run.]
Rich man Pantalone: I can make a fortune.
Ningguang: This is a great business. Are you interested in collaborating?
Rich man Pantalone: Of course, if there's money, we can all make it together.
【Dolly: Take me one.】
[Ding, the video is about to play. When I escaped the water class by using wilderness survival methods]
Xingqiu: Water Lesson?
[Fanes: It's just a class that doesn't matter whether I can attend it or not]
【Luo Yu: Judging from your tone, you've been absent from classes quite a bit.】
[Fanes: Aren't those idle classes just for people to skip? What's the matter? You never skip them.]
【Luo Yu: What a coincidence, I teach water courses.】
【Ying: Then you really deserve to die! 】
"Run, man!"
Sora, carrying his schoolbag, shouted to the camera
Looking back: "Quickly escape from this teaching building"
After saying that, Sora continued running forward.
The camera starts to observe the teaching buildings, and the narration voice sounds: "In this dangerous teaching building"
Turning the perspective to the classroom
"Adhering to the survival rule that no one can sit in the last three rows"
“Here, every water lesson”
Outside the corridor, Sora walked into the classroom.
"It's enough to consume my huge energy
"After entering the door, Kong stumbled forward as if his body was hollowed out.
"What's even more terrifying is that after every water class..."
Sora dozed off on his desk during class
"My life span will be shortened by 40 minutes for no reason."
When Kong raised his head, his face was full of wrinkles and he looked like an old man.
“It’s undoubtedly a huge challenge to escape from here.”
As the narration's voice sounded, Sora raised his head and looked out the window to see if there was anyone there. When he found no one, he quickly squatted down and walked out the back door.
[Walnut: Is this water class so scary?]
【Luo Yu: The system is also a talent.】
[Fanez: What kind of 40-minute class is that? Ours is only an hour and a half.]
【Ying: You are right.】
“Now I am outside the back door of the classroom”
While speaking, I looked around
"There's only one minute left until class starts. Since the last three rows can't be occupied, it's best not to step into the classroom. Otherwise, it will be difficult to escape once class starts."
"The first priority when escaping from a teaching building is to leave your books behind, but you must bring your phone. The phone is an important check-in tool. Now, I just need to hold my phone and wait for my prey to appear."
At this moment, Kong Kong looked into the classroom, pointed at the blackboard and said to the camera in surprise: "Look, man, there is a wild QR code on the floor."
Sora said as he scanned the QR code on the blackboard with his phone.
"His switching speed is comparable to that of a cheetah running. I need to catch him as soon as possible."
As soon as he finished speaking, Kong's phone rang: "Okay, man, the mission is completed, now..."
Sora stood up and said, "I can go back to the dorm and work in peace now."
The camera cuts to Sora, who is sitting on the bed playing on the computer.
“As a sophomore student”
Sora looked at the camera and said with a smile: "Although skipping classes makes me happy, how many sophomores are there in life? I'm starting to regret why I didn't start skipping classes in my freshman year, haha."
Kong smiled and continued to beat the tiles. At this time, the phone beside him rang. Kong looked at it.
"Oh man, the counselor asked me to go to his office"
Sora said sadly
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Asmodeus: Pal, don't learn from your father in the future]
【Pal: Yeah, I'll be good.】
[Fanes: My precious granddaughter doesn't have to go to school. She will learn how to manage Teyvat from her grandma.]
【Luo Yu: I still want you to learn how to fight from me.】
【Asmodeus: No, please don't lead my daughter astray.】
Luo Yu: What are you talking about? I really like cubs the most.
[Katsina: Mr. Luo Yu is really gentle.]
[Shuyu: That's right, Master Prentis is the most gentle demon god.]
[Ying: Is this the legendary novice protection period? ]
【Luo Yu: That’s right】
[Ding, today's video has finished playing, and the live broadcast of the game is now in progress]