Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

Chapter 3

After reminding Gu Yu, he realized that the child just now was Shao Ze.

Immediately, he stared wide-eyed at the place where Shao Ze hid, and stood there for a long time without saying a word.

"Get away from me quickly, why are you still standing there, could it be that you deliberately bullied me yesterday?" Shao Ze looked impatiently at the little eunuch who seemed to be stupid, and drove him away in a bad tone.

Gu Yu turned around in a daze and walked to the other side.

It wasn't until he reacted that he realized that he had habitually obeyed that dirty brat.

"Hey, that little eunuch over there, have you ever seen a person running past here?"

A tall, muscular man with strong limbs looked at Gu Yu with a rough voice, his eyes revealing his disdain and contempt for the eunuch.

Gu Yu was taken aback for a moment, carefully raised his head to glance at the person in front of him, and then said, "I've seen it before."

"Where? Where did you go? You have to think about it. If something is lost in the palace, people like you are not enough to kill."

Fine beads of sweat appeared on Gu Yu's forehead, and he swallowed:

"Don't dare to bully you, I saw that person running over there."

After that, he pointed tremblingly in the opposite direction of the rockery.

Then he raised his head and smiled flatteringly at the burly man.

"Brothers, chase this way."

After hearing this, the group of people cheered and chased towards the place Gu Yu ordered.

Shao Ze watched the people leave before he came out of the rockery, still holding those cold steamed buns in his arms.

Gu Yu took a few steps and hurried over, and asked with a smile, "Your Highness, why are you here?"

"Can't you see? I'm stealing something to eat." Shao Ze said viciously.

Gu Yu smiled sarcastically, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead:

"Your Highness, if you don't dislike it, you can eat the servant's meal. Although the servant's meal is not good, at least it is warmer."

Shao Ze's eyes lit up, and he looked at the little eunuch who had been bending over.

Seeing the seriousness in the little eunuch's eyes, he believed that he did not lie to himself.

"Okay, I'll go back to the small courtyard first, and you will get your food and go find me in the small courtyard."

It worked, the first step was done.

Gu Yu nodded yes.

Seeing Shao Ze leave step by step, he picked up the tool again and took the time to clean up the place.

After the completion, he notified Xia Zhi, and went to the place where the servants received the food alone.

About half an hour later, Gu Yu walked into Shao Ze's small courtyard with two lunch boxes in his hand.

Seeing Gu Yu coming, Shao Ze instinctively stood up and prepared to go out.

I heard Gu Yu say arrogantly to the group of people who came together yesterday:

"Go back, I will definitely let His Royal Highness eat these meals."

The people outside seemed to say something again.

I just heard Gu Yu sneer: "Don't believe me? Why don't you just check the bowls containing rotten food later?"

Shao Ze's face darkened, and he slowly sat back on the chair, his black eyes fixed on the door that opened after a while.

Gu Yu walked into the small courtyard again and sighed as he looked at the dilapidated places around him.

Then he knocked on the door, and said in a slightly lower voice: "Your Highness, the servants are here to deliver the food."

Oh, food.

Shao Ze clenched his fists tightly, his chest rose and fell rapidly.

Then he laughed at himself and said calmly, "Come in."

Gu Yu pushed open the door and instinctively felt that the atmosphere in the room was not right.

But he didn't think about it, he just thought that Shao Ze must be starving, so he smiled gently at Shao Ze.

"Your Highness, can this servant sit down?"

Shao Ze tightly clenched his hands on the bottom line of the table, and said in a mocking tone, "Why, can I still stop you?"

His eyes looked at the two lunch boxes he was holding in both hands.

The heart is sad, it is really hard for the queen to find so many rotten meals.

He turned his head to the side, not wanting the little eunuch in front of him to see his reddish eye sockets.

Seeing Shao Ze's gaze on the lunch box, Gu Yu smiled even wider in his heart.

Quickly put the lunch box on the right hand side on the table, and put the lunch box on the left hand side on the ground.

He opened the lunch box on the right with both hands, and a burst of aroma wafted out.

Shao Ze moved his nose and turned his head slowly.

Looking at Gu Yu in disbelief, he was putting a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork and two plates of boiled green vegetables on the table.

He took out another bowl of fragrant rice, and the table was filled with food in no time.

Shao Ze pointed to the food on the table and stammered, "This? What's going on?"

Gu Yu looked at Shao Ze's incredible gaze, followed Shao Ze's gaze to look at the dishes on the table, and immediately touched his head in embarrassment:

"Your Highness, this servant gave you a gift yesterday...it was a reward from those people."

sin, sin.

To actually bully Tianhuang nobles to be able to eat meat and vegetables, if not for the good living conditions in his previous life, he would have fallen.

Shao Ze looked at Gu Yu who lowered his head in guilt, and coughed uncomfortably.

He had misunderstood him just now, but he clearly heard that the people at the door would check whether he had eaten those rotten meals.

"Your Highness, don't you want to eat? This servant can only take out so much. If it doesn't suit your appetite, you can tell this servant that I will try my best to get it tomorrow."

Shao Ze was even more surprised. He didn't understand why this little eunuch treated him so well. Could it be that he was really forced to do nothing yesterday?

"No. That's fine."

Shao Ze picked up his chopsticks and gulped down the food on the table, looking at the stormy appearance made people feel distressed.

"His Royal Highness, please eat slowly, the servants will not fight with you."

Shao Ze ignored Gu Yu and quickly ate all the dishes on the table.

He leaned back, touched his bulging stomach with his left hand, and hiccupped in satisfaction.

He looked up at Gu Yu who was looking at him with a smile, and looked at the clean meal he had eaten.

Only then did he realize that the person in front of him might be hungry today.

"What do you want to eat? I just watched you bring in two lunch boxes." Shao Ze took a chance thinking that maybe the food in the other lunch box wasn't rotten food.

Gu Yu put away the empty plates and bowls on the table, and slowly picked up the lunch box at his feet and opened it.

Suddenly there was an unpleasant smell in the air.

Shao Ze looked at that yellow thing that couldn't tell what it was, and his face became ugly again.

Could it be that the little eunuch planned to let himself eat this?

Enduring the pungent smell, Gu Yu took out the bowl and placed it in front of him.

He looked at the thing that couldn't see what was added.

"Are you sure you can eat this thing?"

[Host, if you eat this, you will go to the toilet all night. You have to think about your happy life in the future, and the life of peeing while standing up.Be patient. ]

"If you can't die, it's fine. You have to fight to pee standing up." Gu Yu cheered himself up.

Then Gu Yu raised his head and smiled softly at Shao Ze.

Picking up the chopsticks that Shao Ze had just used, he inserted the chopsticks into the food with his right hand.

Shao Ze watched Gu Yu lower his head slowly, his lips were about to touch the bowl of rotten food, so he hurriedly said, "You want to eat this?"

Gu Yu looked up strangely: "Yes."

Looking at Shao Ze's still vigilant eyes, Gu Yu sighed and made his words more explicit.

"Everyone in the kitchen knew when the servant came. Yesterday, the old eunuch told you to finish this."

"It is said that the empress ordered it. The slaves have no other skills, but they also know how His Royal Highness, Tian Huang, and nobles can eat such pickled things."

After Gu Yu finished speaking, he muttered to himself: "It doesn't matter if the status of a slave is low."

Gu Yu resisted the urge to frown and close his eyes, quickly picked up the bowl with his left hand, and poured it into his mouth with the chopsticks in his right hand.

Shao Ze sat on the chair and watched the little eunuch in front of him eating the rotten food without changing his expression.

If it wasn't for the smell in the air, he would have thought it was a delicacy.

Shao Ze just watched quietly as Gu Yu finished his bowl of food.

Seeing Gu Yu sticking out his tongue and licking the bowl a few times, his heart was slightly touched.

Just as Shao Ze was about to speak, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and a high-pitched eunuch's voice came: "Gu Yu, has the Fourth Highness finished his meal?"

The author has something to say: Gu Yu: Everything is for standing up to solve physical hygiene!

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