northernbook Chapter 218 It’s a chicken and a egg
Chapter 218 It’s a chicken and a egg
I looked at the chicks running around in the yard, then looked at the furry little guy in my hand, and suddenly an idea came to me.
This is a great opportunity!
"Ahem!" I cleared my throat and flashed a confident smile to the camera. "Hey guys, as the saying goes, even if things don't change, the water will. Today, we're not going to do anything fancy. Let's just give you something down-to-earth: live streaming chicken sales!"
The live broadcast room was quiet for a second, and then the comments exploded:
"! I'm impressed by the host's operation!"
"Hahaha, has he transformed from a cultivation anchor to a farming anchor?"
"Is this chicken for sale, host? What breed? Does it lay eggs?"
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan stood aside and couldn't help laughing when they saw my amazing moves.
Lin Qingxue covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Chen Yu, you are really a talent. You can even think of this."
Liu Ruyan also smiled and said, "Exactly. If your fans knew that such a rising star in the world of immortal cultivation had fallen to the point of selling chickens on livestream, I wonder what they would think."
I looked at them both and said seriously, "What kind of talk are you talking about?
There are 360 professions, and every profession has its top talent! Besides, even cultivators need to eat, so I can be considered self-reliant and working for the welfare of the people!
As I spoke, I bent down, picked up an egg from the ground, and showed it to the camera: "Everyone, don't miss it if you pass by. These eggs are freshly laid by free-range chickens. They are pure natural and pollution-free. Eating them can enhance your cultivation and prolong your life!
Order now and get one free!"
The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with "666" and some people began to ask about the price.
"Host, how much are these eggs?"
"Is shipping free? Can I pay cash on delivery?"
I was so happy as I watched the barrage of comments scrolling in the live broadcast room.
It seems that these days, no matter what you do, as long as there is traffic, you don’t have to worry about having no business!
I cleared my throat, put on the air of a professional salesperson, and began introducing my eggs to the camera: "Hey everyone, these are not ordinary eggs. They are laid by spiritual chickens raised according to our family's secret recipe. They are rich in spiritual energy. Eating them will not only strengthen your body, but also improve your cultivation and prolong your life. The effect is absolutely amazing!"
As I spoke, I picked up the egg and weighed it in my hand. "Look at the color and the sheen. You can tell at a glance that it's not ordinary!"
Many people in the live broadcast room began to question:
"Host, are you kidding me? Can an egg actually improve your cultivation?"
"That's right, why didn't you say that eating this egg can make you immortal?"
"These days, if you don't have some real skills, you don't dare to do a live broadcast."
I was prepared for the doubts. I pulled out the failed "Hercules Pill" from my storage bag and waved it towards the camera. "Guys, seeing is believing, hearing is deceiving. I have another 'Hercules Pill' heirloomed in our family. Taking it will grant you immense strength and indestructibility!"
I will now use this 'Hercules Pill' to prove the efficacy of this egg!"
As I said this, I picked up the "Hercules Pill", broke off a small piece, and fed it to the chicken in my hand.
After the chick took the "Hercules Pill", it immediately became full of energy, flapping its wings and running around wildly in the yard. It didn't feel any pain when it bumped into the wall, but instead knocked a hole in the wall.
The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned:
"Holy crap! Is this chicken a spirit?"
"Is this 'Hercules Pill' real? Is it so effective?"
"Host, are you selling this 'Hercules Pill'? I want to buy it!"
I looked at the barrage of comments that were madly flooding the screen in the live broadcast room and laughed in my heart. These guys are really easy to be fooled!
I cleared my throat and said seriously to the camera, "My friends, 'Hercules Pills' is our family secret recipe and is not for sale!
However, I can sell the eggs laid by this magical chicken to everyone at a low price. The quantity is limited, so first come, first served!"
As soon as I finished speaking, people in the live broadcast room started to send gifts frantically and rushed to buy my "magic eggs".
"Anchor, I want ten!"
"Anchor, give me a hundred!"
"Anchor, I want 10,000!"
I looked at the ever-increasing number of orders in the live broadcast room and the ever-changing gift income, and a smile like a profiteer appeared on my face.
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan were completely speechless after watching what I did.
Lin Qingxue shook her head and said, "Chen Yu, you are such a profiteer. How dare you sell this?"
Liu Ruyan also smiled and said, "Exactly. Aren't you afraid that your fans will gang up on you after they find out the truth?"
I waved my hand nonchalantly and said, "What kind of talk is that?
I'm doing this for their own good! Besides, I didn't force them to buy it. If they're willing to buy it, it means they trust me. I can't betray their trust, right?
I said, flashing a genuine smile to the camera, “Everyone, thank you for your support!
To give back to our fans, I've decided to offer a buy-one-get-one-free deal with anyone who buys our spirit eggs, plus free shipping!
The gift special effects in the live broadcast room almost covered the entire screen, and the colorful lights flashed, making me dizzy.
I grinned, feeling very happy. This money came so easily!
"Thank you 'Immortal Cultivator' for the rocket! Thank you 'Fairy Descending to Earth' for the sports car!
Thanks to 'rich daddy' for sending me the yacht!" I thanked each fan who sent me gifts one by one in front of the camera, my voice trembling with excitement.
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan stood aside, looking at my money-obsessed look, and couldn't help shaking their heads.
Lin Qingxue sighed helplessly: "Chen Yu, aren't you exaggerating too much?
You sold an ordinary egg for a sky-high price!"
Liu Ruyan also smiled and said, "Exactly. Aren't you afraid that your fans will find out the truth and come to you to return the product?"
I waved my hand nonchalantly and said, "Don't worry, they won't find out!
Besides, even if they find out, so what? I didn't force them to buy it. If they're willing to buy it, it means they trust me!"
I said, and continued to fool the camera: "My friends, the number is limited, first come first served!
If you miss this village, you will miss this shop!"
Just as I was trying my best to sell it, a comment suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room: "Host, are your eggs really as magical as you say?
After I took it, why did I feel that there was no effect at all? "
My heart skipped a beat. Damn it, could someone really have discovered this?
I quickly adjusted my expression and explained to the camera: "My friend, you might have bought a fake!
There are many counterfeit and inferior spirit eggs on the market now. Everyone must keep their eyes open and identify the genuine products!
Every one of our magical eggs has been strictly screened and is absolutely authentic! "
As I spoke, I pulled out a genuine spirit beast egg from my storage bag and showed it to the camera: "Look everyone, this is our authentic spirit beast egg. It's brightly colored and lustrous. You can tell at a glance that it's not an ordinary item!"
As I said this, I put the spirit beast egg back into the storage bag and continued to promote my ordinary eggs: "Of course, these spirit beast eggs are quite expensive and not something that ordinary people can afford.
However, our ordinary eggs also contain a certain amount of spiritual energy. Eating them can strengthen the body and prolong life. They are very cost-effective! "
The audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be fooled by me and started placing orders crazily again.
I looked at the ever-increasing number of orders and felt relieved. It seemed that the crisis was temporarily resolved.
At this time, Lin Qingxue suddenly said: "Chen Yu, if you continue like this, you will be exposed sooner or later."
I turned to look at her and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I know what's going on."
Liu Ruyan also came over and said, "Chen Yu, why don't we change the project?
Selling eggs live is really too low."
I nodded and said, "You're right, it's time to change projects."
I lowered my head and pondered for a while, then my eyes lit up and I said, "I figured it out!
We will broadcast the alchemy live!"
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan were both a little surprised: "Alchemy? Do you know how to make pills?"
I smiled mysteriously and said, "No, but I can learn!"
As I spoke, I pulled out a book titled "Introduction to Alchemy" from my storage bag and showed it to the camera: "Everyone, next, I will live broadcast the alchemy for everyone!
This is a long-lost secret book of alchemy. It took me a lot of effort to get it!
Today, I will use this secret book to refine the legendary beauty pill!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were all excited and expressed their anticipation.
"Host, can beauty pills really make people more beautiful?"
"Host, after you successfully refine it, can you give me one?"
"Host, I want to buy it! Any price is fine!"
I was so happy when I saw the barrage of comments that were flooding the live broadcast room.
It seems that this beauty pill is more popular than the magic chicken eggs!
I cleared my throat and said seriously, "My friends, alchemy is a very complex technical job that requires a lot of time and energy.
Therefore, in this live broadcast, I will not demonstrate the entire alchemy process, but only show you the final product."
As I spoke, I took out a pill furnace, a jade bottle, and a bunch of medicinal herbs from my storage bag.
These things are naturally exchanged from the system mall.
I poured all the herbs into the furnace, closed the lid, and pretended to start refining the elixir.
In fact, I don’t know how to make elixirs at all, I’m just pretending.
While pretending to operate the furnace, I explained to the camera: "My friends, the key to alchemy lies in controlling the temperature. If the temperature is too low, the elixir cannot be refined; if the temperature is too high, the elixir will be burnt.
Therefore, the temperature must be precisely controlled to create a perfect elixir."
As I spoke, I secretly took out a few beauty pills that I had prepared in advance from the storage bag and put them into the jade bottle.
After a while, I pretended to have finished refining the elixir, opened the lid of the furnace, and a fragrant aroma of medicine wafted into my nose.
"Everyone, I've successfully refined the elixir!" I excitedly shouted to the camera, then picked up the jade bottle and showed the beauty elixir inside. "This is the legendary beauty elixir. Eating it can make people eternally young and radiant!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned and expressed their desire to buy it.
"Host, how much is this beauty pill?"
"Anchor, I want to buy ten!"
"Anchor, I want to buy a hundred!"
I looked at the barrage of comments that were madly scrolling across the live broadcast room, and a smile like that of a profiteer appeared on my face.
“My friends, the cost of refining this beauty pill is very high, so the price is also quite expensive.
"A beauty pill costs one hundred spirit stones!" I deliberately made the price very high to make it seem like the pill was precious.
The live broadcast room suddenly became quiet. One hundred spirit stones is not a small amount.
At this time, Lin Qingxue came over, picked up a beauty pill, and looked at it carefully: "Chen Yu, is this pill really as magical as you said?"
I smiled and said, "Of course it's true! If you don't believe me, try it!"
Lin Qingxue hesitated for a moment, then swallowed the beauty pill.
After a while, a faint blush appeared on Lin Qingxue's face, her skin became whiter and more delicate, and she looked more radiant.
"Wow! It really works!" Lin Qingxue exclaimed in surprise.
Liu Ruyan also came over, picked up a beauty pill and swallowed it without hesitation.
After a while, Liu Ruyan also changed. Her skin became smoother, her figure became hotter, and she looked more charming and attractive.
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they were excited and started rushing to buy beauty pills.
"Anchor, I want to buy it! I want to buy it!"
"Anchor, leave one for me!"
"Host, I'll give you one hundred and fifty spirit stones!"
I was so happy as I watched the number of orders in the live broadcast room continue to rise and the income from gifts continued to jump.
Just then, several unfamiliar figures appeared in my live broadcast room.
A girl in a pink dress said to the camera: "Hello, host, I am a disciple of Baihua Valley, my name is Huayu.
I heard you made a beauty pill, so I came here to buy it."
Another girl in a blue dress also said to the camera: "Hello, host, I am a disciple of Shuiyue Palace, my name is Shui Ling'er.
I also want to buy your beauty pills."
There was also a girl in a green dress who said to the camera: "Hello, host, I am a disciple of Qingyun Sect, my name is Qingqing.
I also want to buy your beauty pills."
I looked at these three beauties who suddenly appeared, and felt a little confused. How did they know that I was broadcasting live here?
However, I quickly realized that these three beauties must be my fans!
I greeted them warmly: "Welcome three beauties to my live studio!
How many beauty pills do you want to buy?"
Hua Yu said, "I want to buy ten."
Shui Ling'er said, "I want to buy ten too."
Qingqing said, "I want to buy five."
I nodded and said, "No problem! Three beauties, please private message me and leave your address. I will ship it to you as soon as possible."
Huayu, Shuiling'er and Qingqing all nodded happily, then messaged me privately and left their addresses.
After I finished processing the order, I said to the camera: "Everyone, today's live broadcast ends here, thank you for your support!
See you next time! "
After saying that, I turned off the live broadcast.
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan walked over with smiles on their faces.
"Chen Yu, you're such a genius! You actually thought of selling beauty pills through live streaming!"
Lin Qingxue said.
Liu Ruyan also smiled and said, "Exactly, you're making money too fast!"
I smiled and said, "This is nothing! In the future, I will develop more and more magical pills so that everyone can benefit from them!"
Hua Yu, Shui Ling'er, and Qing Qing also came over and bowed to me: "Master Chen Yu, thank you for refining the beauty pills. We are very grateful!"
I smiled and said, "You're welcome, it's just a small favor."
Hua Yu suddenly said, "Mr. Chen Yu, in order to repay your kindness, we are willing to serve you with our bodies."
Shui Ling'er and Qingqing also expressed their willingness to marry him.
I looked at these three beautiful girls and my heart was filled with joy.
It seems that this beauty pill can not only make money, but also pick up girls!
The size of my harem has expanded again.