northernbook Chapter 158 : I can't beat the blame! Pretend to be number one!
Chapter 158 : I can't beat the blame! Pretend to be number one!
"I'll go, do you have a score, that's fine too?"
"The first person in history to be a licking dog for a monster? I've seen it.
"It really is an old driver, the brakes are more flexible than the accelerator."
"Look, the line I just mentioned, this big turn, has all dried up.
"It's a shame, if I were that savior Mike, I would hang myself by pulling a data cable.
In the Dragon Kingdom, when people saw such a strange operation of the savior of the Eagle Kingdom, they exploded all of a sudden.
Everyone, including Liu Changqing, turned their attention away from Jiang Yibai, the savior of the Dragon Kingdom.
All bets on Mike the Eagles savior.
As the saying goes, there is a limit to licking a dog.
Mike licked the dog to such a degree that no matter who saw it, he would give three thumbs up and exclaimed: Well, this is professional.
At this moment, Mike's 20 years of professionally licking people has almost reached a state of supremacy.
It's more amazing than playing mahjong and playing four, two or two kings.
This level is equivalent to the master who drives the excavator reselling the golden hoop sticks, and the chef who does the banquet sticks to the skirting and choked silently.
God-level operation, unparalleled god-level operation.
Even the Huoyun Evil God had to kneel on the ground when he arrived on the set, crying bitterly and saying: I lost!!!
630 "I've lived for decades, and today is the first time I've seen such a scene. Bai, it's not that I, Liu Changqing, are slack in thinking, but this guy is just too weird. 35
Liu Changqing sighed with wet eyes.
The people of Long Country were shocked by Mike's actions, and the people of other countries in the world were also shocked at this moment without exception.
"Xiba, it's just a Smecta who doesn't turn the wheel before and after. If we knew that he would be affiliated with such a country, we would rather eat dirt than be ashamed of pickles."
"Vadasiva, what a shame, never seen such a brazen person."
"Sheet, don't let anyone tell me that we were once an ally of the Eagles.35
"Ula, Eagle Country is so funny, look at us, singing Katyusha, holding Natasha, vodka in the left hand, Bobosha in the right hand, we can't do such outrageous things in such a busy situation." 5
"The world has really changed, and I can't adapt to this arena anymore."
When people all over the world saw Mike's miraculous action, they roared wildly.
Mike's actions not only exceeded the imagination of the people of the Dragon Kingdom, but also exceeded the imagination of everyone in Blue Star.
"If only I could be as cool as you are."
Among the copies of Guoyun Survival.
Kameda Jiro, the savior of the Cherry Blossom Country, was lying in a ditch in the grassland from a distance, looking at the scene that just happened in the distance with envy, and secretly longing in his heart.
At this moment, he could already see Xerath's relaxed expression.
Obviously, he guessed what Xerath was going to do next, after all, who would mind having an extra licking dog at home?
Sure enough, just as Kameda Jiro imagined, when Mike, the savior of the Eagle Kingdom, crawls to the ground.
That Xerath, who was originally aloof, actually extinguished the anger in his heart—laughing.
"Sure enough, you are a good dog, your cheeky appearance has the style of my past.
Xerath carried his hands on his back and collected the mana that was overflowing all over him.
"Turn around and let me see.
Xerath made the request with great interest.
"Wang wang, wang wang.
Mike was like a military dog possessed at this time, and he responded quickly and accurately to Xerath's instructions, and turned a circle decisively.
"My new owner, is one lap enough? I can make a few more laps if it's not enough.
Mike stuck out his tongue with a complimenting smile on his face.
"Enough, turn it around again, I'm going to vomit out disgusting, you really have a thicker skin than the magic city wall that I spent tens of millions of dollars building, I promise you, from now on, you will be my slave, uh ...my pet. Come with me, there's a little bhae waiting for us over there (bhae)."
Kameda Jiro never dreamed that he had spent more than ten minutes creating a pit that was half a meter deep in this vast grassland. That Xerath was discovered.
"Baga, what is our savior doing? Shouldn't he fight? Why is he digging a pit?
"Yo Xi, I guessed it, our savior must be disguising himself, understand? Disguise himself, and then wait for the opportunity to kill with one blow."
"Nani? Is Gouging really disguising himself?"
At this moment, the entire Sakura Country was up and down, and everyone's heart was hanging in their throats.
Everyone is guessing what their savior is doing. Everyone is worried about the safety of their savior in the next moment.
However, just ten seconds later, the people of the entire Sakura Country exploded again.
Their savior was horribly inferior.
He didn't even fight against Xerath, who was flying towards this side, but stood up directly from the pit where he was lying.
Then he stuck out his tongue, shaking his head all the way to Xerath.
"Wangwangwang, great master, don't mind having an extra pet, I can bark, turn in circles, and dig pits, master, look at how round the pits I just created are.
Kameda Jiro took a cheerful pace, touching and dancing, like dancing.
"Bag Ya Lu, I'm going to slap your lungs, what kind of savior is this?"
"Who can tell me how many buses to go to hell, I can't stand it anymore, I'm heartbroken.
"Jamai fell, it's okay to have a fuck with you, and you didn't even do it, so it's like this?"
"The shame of our Great Cherry Blossom Empire, I really can't stand it anymore, who can give me a treat!"
The people of Sakura Country were roaring and angry.
They never thought that the slap in the face would come faster than the Eagle Nation.
What the hell are you doing? Is this a face-slapping contest? Then you should pretend to be a slap in the face first.
What does this behavior represent? Does it mean that time is life?
It's just outrageous. His ancestors opened the door to outrageous, outrageous to the ancestral grave and smoked.
"There is such a savior in our dignified big cherry country! I want to be quiet."
The Prime Minister of the Sakura Country twisted his face and covered his eyes in pain.
He was in so much pain that even the wonderful performance of his savior Kameda Jiro, he couldn't stand it any longer.
The only thing he can do now is to find a place with no one, and think about it quietly.