northernbook Chapter 999 Star: Chapter Secret!
Chapter 999 Star: Chapter Secret!
Everyone wanted to know what price Lin Mao had paid to get Grandma Obsidian to give him a foot massage.
【Ding dong! 】
Estelle: Grandma Obsidian's 10,000 credits... could it be...?
Alicia:?
Upon hearing Está's words, the others suddenly understood.
Alicia: Not only did she not ask for money, she actually gave Lin Mao money?
Lin Mao: Nonsense, how many massage services have you seen that are free? My charge of 10,000 credits is already quite reasonable.
Obsidian Grandma: Is 10,000 credits appropriate, or is 1 million Mora appropriate?
Star: What a huge loss, Grandma Obsidian!
Xing: You missed a great opportunity to blackmail Lin Mao!
If Grandma Obsidian were a little smarter, Lin Mao would owe her a million Mora instead!
Lin Mao: Climb!
Xing: Okay! I'm climbing now!
Funina: Speaking of which, what's her real name? We know she's most likely a Nata, but we can't keep calling her 'Grandma Obsidian' forever, can we?
Obsidian Grandma: What? Is there a problem with this name?
In real life, she has this title, and many people call her that.
It is considered a term of respect.
Funina: Calling me that makes me feel like I have another grandma...
Nasita: According to my investigation, Grandma Obsidian should be Sam of the Smoke Master.
Obsidian Grandma: You investigated so thoroughly?
If it were before, she would have thought this was another seduction by the abyss, but now she was only surprised by the investigative abilities of the person named 'Nassida'.
Furina: Hmph! We haven't even used the Fireplace House's intelligence network yet, otherwise we'd find out the color of your underwear in no time!
"Take a look at the color of your underwear? What vulgar language!"
Obsidian Granny: Aren't you the Water Goddess of Fontainebleau? How do you have any connection with the Fools of Winter's End?
Sitrali knew that the House of Hearths was an organization within the Fools, controlled by the Fourth Servant of the Executive.
Why would the Fools' Cult be associated with the Water God of Fontainebleau?
It seems we can also utilize their resources to investigate intelligence.
Could it be that Zhi Dong and Fontaine have reached some kind of cooperative relationship?
Alicia: You should ask Lin Mao, who's right next to you. I remember he boasted last time that even the fourth servant of the Fools' Executive Officer now calls him 'Father'.
Obsidian Grandma: ?
She turned her head to look at Lin Mao, who smiled at her.
Good guy!
He was called 'father' by his servants!
No wonder the previous captain didn't make a move when he saw him.
Turns out they were one of our own!
"Don't misunderstand, I did not join the Fools. They couldn't afford to pay me to join."
Lin Mao spoke with a somewhat arrogant tone.
But Cetalli knew he had the right to be arrogant.
"Although you are not a member of the Fatui, you definitely have some unclear relationship with them!"
Seth Lari stood with her hands on her hips and said with great certainty.
They concluded that Lin Mao was connected to the Fools.
Lin Mao couldn't deny it either, since he did indeed have some connection with the Fools.
"Back then, I helped the servant stabilize the power within my body, allowing me to command the power under her command for my own use. Hmm, that's what Fryna in the group was referring to as the House of Hearths."
As Lin Mao spoke, he suddenly smiled, raised an eyebrow at Cetalli, and said, "So? Want to have the same intelligence network as the Water God?"
Hearing this, Sitrali was somewhat tempted. The House of Hearths had the power to establish an intelligence network throughout Teyvat!
How could I not be tempted!
only……
"I'm still in debt, and I'm afraid I can't afford to use the intelligence network."
Cetalli rolled her eyes and sighed:
"Besides, Nata doesn't need outside intelligence right now. The Abyss alone is enough to keep us busy, and no one will think of causing trouble in Nata until the Abyss is resolved."
Nata was a hot potato until the Abyss was resolved.
Who dares to trespass?
Who dares to covet Nata's land?
Want Nata's land?
OK!
You can have it!
Let's fight against the abyss together!
This is Nata's current situation.
The threat from the abyss outweighs everything else. In fact, even if the kingdom doesn't provide support, it won't take advantage of the situation.
The fall of Nata results in the loss of the entire Teyvat region.
"I don't think the captain who arrived earlier was unaware of this, and he probably wouldn't go too far in his attempt to obtain the Heart of God."
Sitale crossed her arms. "Otherwise, we Nata people will all run away to the Winter Kingdom."
"Give them an explanation?"
"No! Seek refuge!"
Sitella joked, "Anyway, we Nata people are quite numerous. Winter Kingdom is in the wrong, so maybe we can rebuild Nata there."
"You're really daring."
Natadu was rebuilt in winter.
Lin Mao almost laughed at what he said.
But as much as it may seem laughable, Cetalli's proposed method is indeed a feasible solution in a crisis.
We've talked enough.
Seth Lari turned her attention to the chat group.
【Ding dong! 】
Obsidian Granny: Let me introduce myself. I am Sam of the Smoke Master, and I am Cetalari, who is known as 'Obsidian Granny'.
Xing: So "grandma" is just a title?
Obsidian Grandma: Of course! The important thing is the words 'Obsidian' at the beginning, but 'Grandma' is a different person and title.
Lin Mao: Obsidian Lolita?
Obsidian Granny: ...This won't do!
Lin Mao: It's a pity that my two older brothers are so young and don't have a 'loli' nickname.
Obsidian Granny: You!
She glared at Lin Mao in real life.
'The two older brothers are so young,' this seemingly casual remark, combined with Lin Mao's previous attitude towards her, made Celestella think of it.
I immediately guessed the general idea.
They mocked her for having small breasts, like a little girl!
In all her hundred years, she had never seen anyone dare to speak to her like that!
Which tribesmen, upon seeing her, wouldn't lower their heads and speak cautiously, fearing to offend this capricious old witch?
What about Lin Mao?
They mock her for having small breasts every other day!
Speechless!
However, deep down, Sitella felt that this was fine too.
At least someone who can be communicated normally has arrived.
It's not about maintaining the imposing manner of an elder.
Lin Mao's words not only hurt Sitrali, but also the others.
Xing: You're being too talkative!
Funina:......
Alicia: Hahaha, loli, hahahaha!
Star: Laugh! You, a tank or armored vehicle, are laughing!
Alicia: Hahaha... Tank, armored vehicle?!
Alicia: Star! Are you asking for it?!
Xing: How did you know my butt was a little itchy?
Ying: Hehehe, it's heat time.
Ying: Let Lin Mao beat you up a couple of times and you won't feel itchy anymore.
Xing: Never mind, he kicked me too hard, it will hurt for days afterward.
Lin Mao: The flattest one didn't come out.
Funina: You're not talking about me, are you?
Lin Mao: It's alright, you're just a small hill, you can still see it with difficulty.
Funina:......
Funina felt no relief whatsoever; she only felt as if an arrow had pierced her chest.
"..."